Mantis Toboggan M.D.

Ja morant first day of offseason workouts

Can we get an order of Chuck? Extra sizzle. 😏 #BALvsCIN | 📺 @paramountplus, CBS

what an image

Me knowing Dunkin’ donuts will be open every day of my life

I will not be sober for one minute of Chevy truck month

@heatdaddy69420 The fact that vegas didn’t go with the gold domes is such a wasted opportunity

Wow the LA kings are opting to go with the nasa spaceship helmets on opening night. That’s a bold move. Let’s see what happens

Draining bottomless mimosas so I dont get scurvy

Ordering a miller lite to sober up

𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐟 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 🐐

this whole city smells like poop

baseball in two weeks

deploy this man tonight, putin backs off tomorrow

Per sources, this is what’s holding up negotiations. Players want it, manfred and owners holding firm against (cc @BNightengale)

@mark508guy Got all hot and bothered imagining the second line on the PP

ja morant gets to the paint

@demerlismatt Engage 8 every down

It's the end of an era at Boston College. @MikeLupica '74 pens a tribute in BC Magazine to every Eagle's favorite dive bar. on.bc.edu/31omO6b

@j_schmehl Is Foles back??

Great watching Nick Foles come through for my good friend @fallopian_dude_’s Bears

dude in front of me’s single carry on was straight up just a box of new timbs