Dishy Matsepe

Personally I believe Michael Carrick is not the coach needed for @ManUtd, the same way I believe Ntate Pitso is not the one for @KaizerChiefs. Or maybe I'm judging the book by it's packaging, only time will either prove me right or wrong.

Yeah in 2035

@ChrisExcel102 Jesus missed the last penalty...

Arsenal is useless Jesus!! 😭😭😭

@naomiosaka I don't know if this is your actual account but I just wanted to say YOU HAVE ONE JOB TO DO! For our sanity please I beg...

The world is at peace! #ucl

PSG better win this one so the football world can have peace.

Nah PSG has no idea what they are doing to us.

Kappa and @KaizerChiefs hear me out..

@DBNGOGO x.com/i/status/19241…

Eat me, I’m the birthday cake 🍰

Since dinner(you) is sorted how do you like your eggs in the morning?

@FCBJimmy_ I think it's for safety...

Who approved this shit

@WolffHVLines 😂😂 I see where you were going...

Can you fight??

@Dir_Martinsz x.com/i/status/18185…

What do you people really see in woman ass ?? Like man you got the same ass.. It irritate me whenever I see men worship yansh… just look at the mirror and check yours!!

Kenyans Receiving U.S. Ebola Patients at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport

l've never seen anything more accurate

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

@meek__01 You forgot to mention that they don't have that kind of money. They were going to pay in installments, same as the Gordon deal...

Atlético rejecting €100M for Julián Álvarez is actually smart business. Here's why Barcelona just paid €80M for Anthony Gordon, a player whose biggest career honour is a Carabao Cup. One domestic cup. That's it. Now they want Julián Álvarez for €100M. Just €20M more. For a completely different profile of player. Let's talk about what €100M is supposed to buy you: Álvarez won the Premier League with City. He lifted the World Cup with Argentina as a starter, not a squad player. And he has a Champions League medal to his name. Look at Barcelona's current forward line. Raphinha? No UCL. Yamal? No UCL. Not one of their forwards has won the Champions League. Álvarez has. At 24. So you're telling me the gap between Anthony Gordon and Julián Álvarez is €20M? The gap between a Carabao Cup and a Champions League + World Cup is €20M? Atlético aren't being greedy. They're being realistic. €120-130M is a fair valuation. Barcelona know it. They're just hoping Atlético blink first.

@RealTshemedi2 Yet @KaizerChiefs has taken @GiftoftheGivers's job. We give these teams our players not sell but give. I don't know what kind of business that team is running

We once pushed for Pule Mmodi and Arrows were not willing to sell.... we then had to wait for him to run down his contract

@MotivacionesF Fabrizio is the one who started all this!

🚨😳 ¡SE PRENDIÓ TODO EN ESPAÑA! El FC Barcelona habría enviado una oferta de 100M€ por Julián Álvarez, pero Fabrizio Romano informó que el Atlético la rechazó inmediatamente. Y ahí empezó el SHOW. 🍿 El Atlético respondió con una serie de comunicados burlándose del Barça: publicó imágenes de Lamine, Pedri y Raphinha con la camiseta colchonera ofreciendo entradas para Bad Bunny, una suscripción al ABC y hasta préstamos de jugadores “sin opción de compra”. 😭 Para cerrar, soltaron este mensaje: “Vivimos en una época donde la realidad se puede alterar. No creas todo lo que ves”. LOCURA TOTAL EN EL FÚTBOL ESPAÑOL. 🇪🇸🔥

Replying to a DM I sent decades ago... 😂