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MaJalamba

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South Africa Tham gia Mart 2010
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MaJalamba
MaJalamba@LadyApidge·
@AndyPhylany I love it because you can open for someone while in a different province
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MANANA🇿🇦@AndyPhylany·
My friend has just moved into an estate and he was showing me his keys and i asked where's the remote of the gate. Guys y'all directly call your gates now with your cellphones to open?
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Ndila.Ngwanya.Mphankomo🐍
Ndila.Ngwanya.Mphankomo🐍@vuyo16·
@__NadiaN Mothers and that "ndakonzakalisa " thou 😂😂. heard this way too many times growing up, phofu lomntu uzakonzakalisa nge flip flop made of sponge 😂😂. then there was "ukhe ndaphakama apha" 😂😂
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MaJalamba
MaJalamba@LadyApidge·
@ayahbongz Qwaba mntasekhaya, babebesicingisa into enintsi sixakekile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Zimo@MahZet00·
@lee_Duruwe_ Oh I love her so much ❤️Ngaske ibengu Mamam. Coz lo wam tells everyone who cares to listen that my offices are sea facing and now abantu bacela ndibakhelele amanzi olwandle for i lucky 😭😭😭
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Lisakhanya
Lisakhanya@lee_Duruwe_·
My granny has ruined my street cred all in the name of trying to protect me. Every curious person that asks her “uLisa uyaphangela?” she responds and says “uphangela phi? uyazisokolela” 😭😭
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Lesego Moloto
Lesego Moloto@LesegowaAz·
@lee_Duruwe_ My mom used to tell people im still in high school failing that time o was completing varsity. One day I came home driving after I started my first job. She died 2 months later. I understood why she lied and protected me from the streets
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zee_sjadu💕@iammadlamini·
😭😭😭oh amaZulu
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Thendo Muloiwa@MuloiwaThendo·
Can't believe I was just stopped for speeding on the N1 just before Polokwane. Now the traffic officer took my phone and licence, he said I should come back and get it on Tuesday. I'm probably just going to have to be offline all weekend💔💔💔
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MaJalamba
MaJalamba@LadyApidge·
@Sgqamza_ Mfazi, when I saw a picture of myself in what was my favorite pair of shoes, zilele ngecala ndiye ndadibana ne dietician and started gym almost immediately. Yhu
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Ifemelu
Ifemelu@Sgqamza_·
Sana xa utyebile awufanelwa nazizhlangu. Not only am I up a shoe size, but today when I put on my shoes zilele amacala sana caba ndiyazisinda💀😭
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MaJalamba
MaJalamba@LadyApidge·
@GarethCliff Ungakulinge usiqhele umnqundu wena. Rha kutheni sanyeleka ngoku
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MaJalamba
MaJalamba@LadyApidge·
@Uber_RSA I am struggling to reach the driver who dropped us off this afternoon, as my friend left his wallet in the back seat. What other alternatives are there to urgently get hold of the driver
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Precious
Precious@Lovergurl390·
@_BNSL That one phara who burnt his mother’s house because they locked him out. He would come back in the morning when his mom was at work and steal her items. He came back one day and the house was locked, he burnt everything😭
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Akira@Akir_a997·
Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.
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Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
So true
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MaJalamba
MaJalamba@LadyApidge·
@MpiloKhumalo_ Wait, I need to turn my notifications on so that I don't miss anything
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mpilo@MpiloKhumalo_·
They're gonna announce Adele,and I'm afraid yall will see me at the Madlanga commission 😔💔
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