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BREAKING Just Stop Oil surrounded this beautiful wall of poppies in London & sprayed it with human urine. Our reporter filmed the attack but had her phone stolen by a dreadlocked white man who called her a “fash c*nt”. If anyone witnessed this please get in touch. #PoppyAppeal

NEW: An Imam from London, Dr Sayid Taifor, has picked up 11 penalty points by driving 23mph twice & 24mph in London. The 53 year old told The Sun he’s a careful driver who never had a crash. “You can’t spend all your time looking at the speedo.” Now he faces losing his licence.

Spoiler: it was a dumb idea

A LICENCE TO SPEED Outrage among road safety groups as Conservatives promise to drop punishments against speeding drivers. Should Kemi Badenoch resign over this call?

Edmund King, AA president & founding member of the Pothole Partnership, said:  “the top transport demand for 96% of AA members is fixing potholes with increased investment in repairing & upgrading roads. We welcome this initiative for more proactive and permanent repairs”

NEW: Green Party to introduce £950 annual “pothole tax” for SUVs weighing over 1,600kg. The money would fix every UK pothole and all London bridges within 16 months.

Reform UK member demonstrates the party’s approach to community relations in heartwarming video ahead of local elections on 7 May.

🚨 Nigel Farage under police investigation after sending death threats to Green leader Zack Polanski.

NEW: US president Donald Trump trying to chat up a 9 year old girl 🤢

“Have I Got News For You” makers Hat Trick Productions are in legal trouble after a defamatory post about Your Party leader Jeremy Corbyn went viral on Twitter. Corbyn & legal experts have requested removal of the post, with no response yet received. The firm face a hefty fine.

Donald Trump’s wig blows off in latest embarrassing moment for US diplomacy.

Restore Britain leader Rupert Lowe condemns “vile” graffiti at Norfolk church. Mr Lowe stayed away from the church’s Easter service today. 📸@bantifa_

Keir Starmer has been involved in *another* car crash where he has driven into a cyclist bbc.com/news/uk-547013…

A 38 year old man from West London is appealing to the High Court after being fined £932 and given 6 penalty points on his driving licence for fly tipping offences.

Ligma News understands that leading members of the Reform Party have eschewed traditional Easter celebrations at their local places of worship and instead gone to Bangkok in Thailand for a long weekend of “team building” and “policy development”.

Today at Ligma News we hail the most patriotic group of Brits who work tirelessly for the nation every day: Civil Servants Today is Maunday Thursday, when civil servants traditionally take a half day off, granted by the King, to attend church and prepare for the Easter weekend.

Ryan Bridges from Raise The Flags has been arrested and thrown in jail. Just for saying he’s English.

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Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper and other European foreign ministers slap down Israeli death penalty plans. Is this more antisemitism from Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour government? gov.uk/government/new…

“Fill up your car as a precaution” says government minister as queues begin to form at petrol stations. Drivers planning long trips over the Easter weekend are advised to make sure they are not caught out.