Mr.Mzing™

Same atomic number but different mass number😂

@Onkundi01 Si poa

@MRMZING Walaii

Doctors should prove on how they say " sorry for your lose " juu hii ndio humaliza watu nguvu kabisaa.

@justTristy Yes mami

@MRMZING Now youre 10/10 from 2/10 😂

Mkiniongelesha vizuri naweza waonyesha shimo wanauza moja 10bob

When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means something like fighting wild animals and rescuing her from castle towers, not sending her money and paying her bills.

Funny how my written English is so top but my spoken settles for sheng

Unemployed, what are you taking for lunch today?

Have you ever asked yourself if women get tired of your 🍆like men get tired of the same 🐈 and go for a new one just to crack?

My kids will be wearing Black Airforce 1 to attend school.

By Gods grace I'll be in a relationship by monday ikichelewa sana ni Tuesday

That sleep that comes with after going to church>>>

I'm glad cars were invented, imagine riding a Horse at 2am comin from the club

Mambo ya wanaume kuanza kubeba lunch kwa lunch box and water in water bottles shall not be tolerated. Men used to be men.

Watu kama chwani mkuje tufuatane na follow back sahii

Malebo 😂

Wacha niombe kamoja nione kama nitapewa. Huwa anakataa alisema Sunday hatufai kufanya tabia mbaya.

Huyu dem aliendanga wapi

Viazi,bajia na kahawa chungu for lunch. Hapa unaeza toa Nini?

Your engagement account should be always active, whether on reply or retweet.

Leo nimeona Sina vitu mingi kwa nyumba ,nimehama na nduthii Moja na tukapatia mathe flanii lift .

Mpoa anataka kuniuzia nudes tatu at 50$ Na anasema nimtumie 25$ dollars kwanza ndo atume😂😂😂 Ananiona matake yake sana

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