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@InternetH0F Hey, dude? If not for people flexing like this. The US might be arresting people for FB comments and butter knives. Maybe remember Yanks havent given a shit about your opinion since 1776.

why are people difficult like this for no reason

@memeslich Her little hands... oh never mind.

say something nice about the hobbit woman

@steups11 @ThoughtCrimes80 Grind that tech tree harder next game, scrub. Focus less on the rape, torture, and slave taking.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Go back to Europe then!

All these freaks need to stay in their own countries.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Reach like that again.

@ShitpostRock2 It snows almost all the time, is full of monsters AND it is haunted. Why does the empire want the place?

The choice is obvious

@LongAndy1001 I have the eye of the Canadian border patrol. Apparently I was "randomly" selected, and my paintball rifle parts are giving them fits. They want proof of purchase and I need to explain their use.

If the FBI told me they were investigating me, I would laugh, and then laugh some more. They are hilariously ineffective.

@thomas_garrard Great advice, until you have to explain where you got the uniform.

My Drill Sergeant used to say “You won’t get in trouble if you show up at the right place, at the right time, in the right uniform.” That has always stuck with me. Anxiety has kicked my ass, today. Doctor appointments, bank appointments, lawyer appointments and work is starting to get busy. Having to get in touch with one to get documents for the others and vice versa. A lot has to get done, in many different areas, in the next couple of weeks, for certain outcomes. In my moderate pain and discomfort today, that anxiety got to me. I just took a minute to pet my dog, and say a prayer, and those words came back to me. The outcome of anything isn’t really up to me. It never was. I just have to do my part, which is to show up at the right place, at the right time, wearing the right uniform. Like God was speaking in my old DS’s voice saying “Too easy, private.”

@scs_real I have my Wife's Grandfather's machete. 75 years old? It was issued to him before he was shipped to Africa.

I have a cast iron skillet my family took west with them in the 1870s-80s. Not sure on the exact date.

@wealthmoose Now? Now would feel like quitting. My ancestors shed blood for this place. Wife and the Boy have their passports in order. Even if I could cross the border, I wouldnt. The Elbow people will have to make me leave.

🚨 CANADIANS: Be honest. If you had the opportunity, would you move to the U.S.? 🇺🇸 And if yes : which state would you choose? #Canada #USA 🇨🇦🇺🇸

@sudsman61 @SteveLovesAmmo My wife has never embarrassed me... in public.

@SteveLovesAmmo We are all Allen at some point.

Allen’s a real one for that.

@HardPass4 Oh. Okay, cool.

Can’t wait to block out the 16.2% with this new feature (allegedly).

All the cool kids are doing it.

@cosyposter Professional lap fungus.

@BlackDumpling That fits nicely with my tin foil theory about the Kung Flu and Oumuamua.

Wanna know how strange news has become? We all kinda just... forgot about this.

@Rothmus And his name was Guptah

@PrairieVeteran If someone else earned it, damn skippy a Fiberal will steal it.

Stolen Valor?

@JamesBurgessMBA @JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx Neither can I, but I worked in places like that, so I could fake it, and suffer the credit card debt later.

@JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx Well yeah, you can’t afford to

🚨New: Ruth's Chris Steak House has a new dress code “business casual” for customers to wear proper attire with diners who don't comply being relegated to the bar. “Kindly remove all hats when entering the restaurant. Guests wearing ball caps are asked to dine in the bar/lounge." “The following attire is not permitted in our dining rooms: Gym wear, pool attire, tank tops, clothing with offensive graphics or language, revealing clothing, or exposed undergarments.” How do you feel about this?

@JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx That is probably best for everyone, really.

@TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx I’ll never eat there unless it’s a free gift

@TheCalvinCooli1 Honestly? My daily wear would pass inspection, but I would still feel under dressed.

@FancyPengling @MarieleRedclaw And he never had to tell anyone he was Batman. He just had to show up.

@MarieleRedclaw Can I pick happy, wholesome superheroes? I know Adam West is dead, but his version of Batman is where it's at. The only superhero who's also a duly sworn, deputized officer. He also dances and competes in surf competitions.

Who do you want to lead you into the future? Mopey, woke superheroes saddled with baggage and mommy/daddy issues? Or fun loving supervillains who will buy the next round because they pulled off a bank vault heist that the bank hasn't even noticed yet? Which way, Western chuds?

@ax_of_ganto @SecondSonsCA Fine Motor Therapy<Soldering Iron.

@SecondSonsCA It can be if you homeschool!

The crazy thing is that it isn't part of the school curriculum.