MapleBeard 🍁🧔($66.57/$5.5k)

"Im a good boy I promise" Also think I found my signature look 🤭😈🍁

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Quick note: Okay, we get it, you'd fuck a fat person. But would you hold our hand in public? Be seen eating with us? Be there for us on bad brain days? I feel like a lot of love for fat people is often just sexual. We are worth more than that.

“Yo you hate your bike?” “…Yeah.” “Respect.”

I loved Fourzes space motif (the AstroSwitches, Fourze being based on a astronaut, Meteor being outer space and meteors duh lol) I also liked the motif they did of making the Kamen Riders urban legends and having each of the clubs members representing previous Showa riders

If I see somebody spike your drink, it’s my drink now, those drugs better be good

Upsy gaysies

when gas was $2.05 i used to drive around to clear my mind… now these thoughts live with me

The best dub of Dragon Ball Z

Professor Snape comments on the trailer for the new Harry Potter series

Terry is such a fucking G, he just saved the city health department and then followed it up by using the genius move of having Zeta sneak out disguised as Batman to escape while he played the bait, 1000 IQ play dude

🎬 Young Sheldon Sheldon helps with complex IRS calculations and expects praise, but when recognition doesn’t come, he’s left confused learning that brilliance doesn’t always earn appreciation. 🍿

People will deadass watch this entire scene, and will still somehow try to convince you that this movie is bad…

One of the most horrifying villain death’s in Batman Beyond… the shit they got away with in early 2000’s “kids” show’s man😭

Didn't even peep that Rath is Jake 😭

These shits ain’t stand a chance once Superman was back to normal 😭😭 glad to see he’s still as broken as ever

Trump heard "oral" and said "I'm in!"

Daybreak I: Here Comes the Highlight! Kamen Rider Geats: Episode 49

🎬 Young Sheldon Mary confronts a bookstore owner after Sheldon becomes fixated on being treated like an adult. The episode explores his maturity, curiosity, and the tension between childhood and intellect. 🍿 enjoy

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

🚨Pam Bondi just snorted the strongest copium in the Cabinet room: "President Trump, your DOJ seized 22 million fentanyl-laced pills and 3,400 kilos... which saved are you ready for this, media? 258 MILLION American lives."258 MILLION. Not 258 thousand. Not even 2.58 million. Two hundred and fifty-eight million people. That’s damn near 3/4 of the entire United States population. In 100 days. She started with 119 million the day before like it was a humblebrag... then upgraded it overnight like she hit the slot machine on "lives saved" and doubled down for the cameras.