Marc

Some people tell me I take good photos.

Nice to be able to relax and just go out and play pressure-free for the remainder of the games. Can’t win the league and guaranteed UCL for next season. Sorted. #MUFC

@jamesconey12345 The one in blue far left that’s only partially in shot

Pick two for a threesome!

@livedarts I’d love to batter him, he’s got one of those faces. 😂

Stephen Bunting rocking up to the Coventry City dressing room 😂

Exactly. All about money and that’s it.

@MbarkCherguia Closest I’ve been to Russia is Latvia and even they hated me. “Go back to your own country” they were saying and two of them were trying to mug me in a bar.

What's stopping you from moving to Moscow?

Daz, are you home yet?

Quiet in the group chat today ⚽️

@warnockofficial Lechia Gdansk. Been there.

Just over in Poland with Kevin Blackwell where he’s working now Seeing what it might be like to work abroad one day 😉 Never expected anything as good as this , the stadium is amazing! Bonus points for naming the team ..

@jamesconey12345 None because I don’t want to go to prison.

Which colour you going?

@miss_djmatheson Orange for body and blue for face. Green might be a nice lass.

What’s your ideal woman type? I think we have it all covered here 🔥

Gu onnn West Ham. Keep Spurs down. #WHUEVE

💪 It ends with a WIN! Results elsewhere mean we narrowly miss out on a play off spot, but after a magnificent season it comes to an end this afternoon. Some group, we go again in the Summer! 💙 #UTC #TogetherStronger

C’mon Forest, pull away from Spurs. #NFFC #SUNNOT

I’m worried about my health. Lower back and upper back pain, shoulder pain. These have been around years. Now I’m having an irregular or fluttering heartbeat often and stabbing pains to the left side of head. Tonight a tooth has broken. Just kill me.

Never understood why parking sensors are a thing on cars, particularly front ones. If you need them I’d suggest just handing the licence back.

Nice to see Coventry back in the big time. Remember players from when I was a kid, like Ogrizovic, Ndlovu, Quinn and Wegerle. #CCFC #PUSB

Mad that Leicester won the Premier League 10yrs ago and next season they’ll be playing Exeter and Leyton Orient. Wouldn’t mind but they’ve got good players, Prem quality. #LCFC

A bit late now but that should’ve been a clear penalty with the handball by that Spanish little bastard Cucurella. #BHACHE

Can’t believe all these ex-pros saying Gabriel should’ve been sent off. Haaland also put his head to him, as players do in these situations, so why only one off? Also, he provoked it with the smack and push.

C’mon, West Ham, ya fuckin’ dickheads. Need a win to help Spurs go down ffs. #WHUFC #CRYWHU