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Don’t ask me to subscribe. I’ll buy your panties and send you tips when you pay for my dirty underwear and dick pics. All of my money is in the bedroom, the only girl getting paid is the one getting laid.

@AlbertaGirl34 Two cats, a weed eater and a wife. 🤷‍♂️

@AdamJantz @LeahRay44 I haven’t been to Houston in probably 15 years but I was in Dallas twice in the last 3 years. (That’s twice too many) But I do recall Houston highways and traffic being a nightmare.

@MarkZemblanity @LeahRay44 Houston is a million times worse than Dallas.

How do people in America drive on the roads? So many lanes, so many intersections it all looks so confusing to me. This is in Dallas and it’s literally scaring me

@MikeBales @southgrace427 She wasn’t?? 🤣🇺🇸

@southgrace427 There for just one sec I thought you were talking about me 🤣

Fuck All the Mike Lover's today... I'm sick of hearing about it... Did you see their Ghey Fucking Portrait... I swear it was so Anti-American... Anti-Strength.... It was a Ghey fucking ad for Drapes fabric... WTAF... The UFC 250 was fantastic... And the mom that called in her son's bullshit should get a medal... I mean how hard...really... JD on The View Today...I loved his demeanor...command of getting to real questions...they wanted a fight for sound bites...but he wasn't playing the stupid fucking games.... I'd put him or Marco on any show that hates us... What they have done to Trump let's him be the Pit Bull...Let him go after them... Still have possibility for rain... Fingers crossed... LFG Patriots... #GNN 😂🖕✖️🔥🇺🇸🥃🌮🍊🌱🎥

@Headshok1962 Sign me up!

Yep

@BrassKickerLLC That’s a prototype. Production models will be available free to all democrats.

What one of you was this?

@de_nyle @FreddyLA7 @NASA @AstroAnnimal Are you telling us the you don’t have a private jet, hunny? 🤷‍♂️😉

@FreddyLA7 @NASA @AstroAnnimal When it's time for Freddy and his friends to go home, somebody better step up and use their private jet✨🖤 He came here and lived the American dream in a week. The least we could do is send him home in style. 👑

This is the coolest thing ever. We’re at NASA getting a tour from astronaut Anne McClain. This is us entering the Orion capsule that flew around the Moon in April.

@MWCMWCandy Damn. 😳🤠🤣

@trumplicans2024 The short bus. 🤣🤣

feet... you?

@calmedseas @atensnut @VansOnSnickers Well I just voted 10 minutes ago, for Barry Moore. It’s a rainy day here in central Alabama and voter turnout still looks impressive for a runoff election. 👍

@MarkZemblanity @atensnut @VansOnSnickers That is precisely what they want people to think.....so they don't go vote thinking they already missed it....it's called "election rigging".

🚨🚨What the Absolute Fuck? This election isn’t until tomorrow. Paul Streinhauser??? Please explain.

@AmandaDaltx What’s even better than titty freckles? Glistening titty freckles! 🔥💦👏🏼😉

Gym workout done… Got to keep up my stamina

@SkylarSkye3 Oddly too, it’s about 880 miles from east to west Texas and also 880 miles from the extreme south to north Texas.

Someone has just sent me this My mind cannot comprehend how big Texas is.

@femalebodybuil6 John Fetterman

Can you name him?

@Piper01100001 Not just 2026. That’s actually the entire history of democrats.

@donna_heintzman Military showers. Somebody trying to profit on something that’s already free. 🤷‍♂️🤣😳🇺🇸

@MarkZemblanity Damn, you found an old one! 🤣🤣🤣

I have questions 🤔🤣🤣🤣

@LeslieAKillian @tina_spitfire Saddle blankets come in handy for many types of tasks. 👍

@tina_spitfire Have to put a blanket on it. Too itchy for me.

Have ya’ll ever slept in a hay barn? Its making me sleepy! Bring me eggs, bacon and coffee in the morning. See ya at sunrise

@h_e_p_56 @SkylarSkye3 She ain’t met Alabama cowboys yet. We say ma’am, hold the door open, pull out her chair at the table, but still behave badly enough to keep her fire going. 🔥🤠🇺🇸

@SkylarSkye3 Those cowboys are like burrs, very hard to shake once they latch on!

First hour in Texas and I think this is perhaps the friendliest place I’ve ever been The uber driver called me ma’am, no one has ever called that before. Everyone smiles when you walk past. I think I’m going to fall in love with the lone star state 🇺🇸

@greengirlbella_ If you haven’t already, you need to try some alligator tail, authentic boudin and crawfish Etouffee.

Trying PoBoy for the first time in Louisiana, Americans, what shall I add to it or shall I leave it as is???

@SkylarSkye3 Fort Worth Stockyards.

I have arrived in the land of the free What should I get up to?