The Matrix On VHS and DVD

@HickoryHickey that shit annoy the hell out of me, its why going there kinda fucking blows

Trans bar night has become so saturated by socially stunted pathetic puppygirls that at this point its more frustrating than endearing. Lets establish a bond first! Let's talk! You can't just come up to me and lay on janky flirting and expect me to punch you within 5 minutes

gotta move out of this fucking house by the weekend i guess. must kill every poser rich kid before they fuck you over

i could probably never have like any gender affirming surgeries cuz they cost too much and all the jobs that make real good money would probably be too boring and life wouldnt be as fun

He was saved from a crawfish boil

Got a turtle at the bar

I don’t wanna be homeless again

Why do I have to have a thousand things happen to me at once and just like have to take it and be expected to not be overwhelmed

Maybe just one…..

Could fill a whole cup by wringing out my sweat soaked clothes

Ive soaked multiple of my clothes in sweat now, have not been this sick in quite some time

Been sick the last 3 days and lowkey just want a cigarette so fucking bad

@fungusburger I could never stay mad at you

@MatrixOnVHS I'm sorry for being rude it was mean and unnecessary. Can we recreate this image for real and I get to be like the girl here

U gon suck whatever I pull out the gears of war briefs

@fungusburger Who said you could go…

@MatrixOnVHS Gears of War BOXERS, not "and or" anything. You know what, just forget it, this is pointless.

@fungusburger Suckin whatever comes out of these gears of war briefs and or boxers

@MatrixOnVHS Those are boxers, not briefs. Not sure how you would even get those mixed up.

@0h_it_Ivy I ain’t got shit in general

Why this bitch ain't got no plushies in her room what the fuck am I supposed to cuddle

Tired of being the Fucker tryna be the Fucked

One time in high school I drew my brothers mugshot on the whiteboard and my teacher got mad at me

Assigned merch at birth