Media Problems

For every delivery of cupcakes, I expect at least one gym class registration. In the summer, at least two. #mediaproblems

Happy New Year and thanks for the 3,698,259 bottles of alcohol! First vendor to send a wine rack gets my Q1 incremental #mediaproblems

You take me to get new designer jeans but don't schedule and pay for my hemming? Unacceptable #mediaproblems #budgetcut

Please excuse me from my tweet hiatus, planning took over and I was left famished from the lack of delivered meals. #mediaproblems

Take me to a Yankees game and I'm not in the first five rows? Never answering your alms again. No RFPs for you. #mediaproblems

Thanks for the amazing massage last night. Cant believe there wasn't a gift cert for another on my desk this morning #mediaproblems

Thanks for the cupcakes, but it looks like the mailman tripped. I'll be expecting a new box in 10 minutes #mediaproblems

do i want a mani/pedi during lunch tomorrow? after having to pay for one for myself last week because you were MIA? ugh. #mediaproblems

adweek is over, but does that mean that reps get to be lazy? I'm out of things to snack on, when does my package get here? #mediaproblems

At last nights steak dinner my co-worker mentioned she needs a haircut. Its 11am. Why is there no appt set up yet? #mediaproblems

You email me daily, yet don't recognize you when I actually look at you at an event? And you want an RFP? Keep dreaming. #mediaproblems

Ad Week: a week of free food, events, and reps at my beck and call. As it should be #advertisingweek #mediaproblems

today includes free breakfast, lunch, dinner, and multiple cupcake deliveries...but what i could really use is a mani/pedi #mediaproblems

Our campaign just won our reps an integrated marketing award. We make them look good - now they better make us look good #mediaproblems

dear client-stop emailing me on a sunday night. i don't care-i have a life and it doesn't revolve around your business goals #mediaproblems

At a rep lunch and its pouring out. Why is there not a car waiting to take me the 6 blocks back to my office? #mediaproblems

RT @RichestPoorGirl: Why aren't more people following @MediaProblems? #FF, sheesh.

hungover as hell, if my liver gets destroyed in this industry, i'm sending my medical bills to my reps-least they could do #mediaproblems

Skipped out on tonight's event. The celebrities just weren't up to my standards. Next time they better be A-list #mediaproblems

@britghouse unheard of. immediate budget cuts across the board. there is a new vendor ready to buy you daily means #mediaproblems