Jack Shepherdson

It’s the most expensive car ever made, the most complicated, the most overdeveloped, the most incredible, and once or twice we drove it on the moon: bit.ly/2RA0oUB

Fuck you

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@AutoPap It’s nearly 1am in Sydney and I’ve soon got to go to sleep and try not to depress myself thinking about poor Cedric. And don’t worry mate, if you ever become a Cedric I’ll block you, but only out of pity 😉

@MrShepherdson F**k me I’m so depressed for Cedric. If I ever become Cedric please block me!

We have to thank BMW for keeping the legend alive though.

@AutoPap If the kids haven’t emptied the bank account and his card doesn’t get declined buying a chicken corma again. Thats the modern MG target market.

@MrShepherdson He’d love to settle but at 48 he’s still deciding whether to return to Pathos to farm olives with his cousins. Who secretly hate him. Meanwhile Cedric in the MG is stuck on the M25 chewing soft mints looking forward to Friday nights Indian take away.

@AutoPap And she can’t even be bothered to keep it a secret anymore. And his name is Fernando.

@MrShepherdson Whilst his wife is secretly doing the Pilates instructor who has a perma tan from his Cypriot heritage and a history of playing the field.

@AutoPap Holy shit both the S4 and 037 sold for over a million pounds?! That is insanity

Didn’t one of these just sell for about £1m!

@AutoPap Maybe a bit too dark?

@MrShepherdson Who ferries kids he doesn’t know if they’re his or not.

@AutoPap This is the sort of car bought by someone in a loveless marriage

@MrShepherdson You’re right

I think I might pass on this one...

@Lotusman70 looking forward to it, love all the great work mate

@MrShepherdson Not this time.

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

@rolleiphotoguy This ones late 70’s, likely 78

@MrShepherdson What year is yours, Jack?

Turtle time!

@nickfshort Maybe a vintage like my new one is your next watch, it’s a military watch after all the sort of thing you like😉

@MrShepherdson I do. Many thanks again for the idea.

@rolleiphotoguy Bulletproof, can’t go wrong with a SEIKO

@MrShepherdson Nice! We gave our son a new Seiko for his 18th last week. Terrific watches.

@nickfshort Glad you love it mate

@MrShepherdson Well, well.