Tim Callanan

The best bit of this story is the criminal geniuses using pulled pork claws with 6 fingers abc.net.au/news/2024-11-1…

Great news everyone

Timely reminder that The Cure just released on of their most depressing albums if you’re in a wallowing mood.

R.I.P. Teri Garr, Academy Award-nominated star of Tootsie, Young Frankenstein, and many more dlvr.it/TFsNQk

@christophclarey "The year is too long. The schedule is too packed. We have to play too much." etc

Champion's prize money in 2024 Aussie Open $2.11 million Roland Garros $2.6 million Wimbledon $3.51 million US Open $3.6 million Six Kings Slam exhibition $6 million #getty #currentexchangerates

It begins

Dude looks like he’s been scrollin this site for 4 hours

FINALLY: The Cure have released "Alone," the first single from their long-awaited new album, Songs of a Lost World, which officially arrives on November 1st → cos.lv/qygG50Tw4Wg

There's a lesson here for all of us.

@diffland a footnote is a footnote

@MrTimCallanan Mildly sad footnote is my life goal

It has been drawn to my attention that an Australian version of The Office has been made and I would like to preemptively apologise for what is certain to be the Raygun of television.

@unfinkable that would be the worst case scenario

@MrTimCallanan Are you in the lead role @MrTimCallanan ?

Goddang vuruses done got me

@MelbournePollen Wait, so there’ll be pollen or there won’t be pollen?

So on this day, though the weather’s drear, We celebrate wattle, its strength so clear. A symbol of hope, of resilience and cheer, Shining through the storm, year after year.

On this September day, winds may howl, And clouds may gather with a solemn scowl. Yet wattle blooms, a golden thread, Weaving light where the sun has fled.

@BenRothenberg one of these people is just going to be 12 years old their whole life

I applaud this ballgirl *heartily*. #USOpen

Big congrats to The Age and the Herald Sun which are both the most read papers in Victoria according to articles they each published this morning

ease up

this poor soul was clearly under the malevolent influence of a white walker