Brad829207469
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Brad829207469
@NathanMix
Can I pet your dog?
Lansing, MI Tham gia Nisan 2009
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@kimikaiser You don’t truly claim your seat until you fart in it
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@kimikaiser The depression doesn’t do enough to terrorize my sleep so this is great
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I just bought a frickin house, guys. Stop buying those avocados and you can too.
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Automatic swipe right on people you know just to make it awkward.
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@kimikaiser If porn has taught us anything about healthy relationships it’s that this approach works 100% of the time.
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I am a sucker for working across the street from this building every day.
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@kimikaiser You’re just shrinking. You need chewy sweetarts to grow big and strong.
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@kimikaiser Hit them with the “you up?” text at 3am then drop the links.
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Season 2 of True Detective really killed the hype of the show…at least Season 3 was pretty solid. High expectations for season 4.
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We should be ending racism in America, not substituting one form for another!
Tucker Carlson@TuckerCarlson
The Biden administration is importing millions of third world immigrants to live here illegally, and at same time telling them that white people are the source of their problems. How’s that going to work out in the end?
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My TL is full of angry Oregon st fans, porn bots, weird alt right political nut jobs, and like 2 accounts I actually want to see. This app is straight doodoo now. @elonmusk eat my farts
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