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@MLBLasers What about basallo??

Last night’s Laser Board recap 👈🏽🚨 Junior Caminero dominated — 2 lasers (110+ EV), 2 HR, 2-4, 8 TB, 3 RBI (A+). Acuña & Harper added HRs but no lasers. Judge, Schwarber & Soto were quieter, as Caminero led the board with the only multi-laser night. #MLBlasers

@zimwhodey Most obvious statement ever. Why do you think they’re good this year all of a sudden lol

Spurs ain’t shit without Wemby

@_r0ck5t4r You’re gay

How many times do I have to say this…. Fat tits aren’t good tits

@MLBHRs_ WHERES BEAVERS!!?? You missed him

BAL - Adley Rutschman 2-run HR (2) 📏 395 ft | 💨 102 mph | 📐 33° ⚾️ 95.3 mph sinker (BOS - RHP Brayan Bello) 🏟️ Out in 29/30 parks (❌ SF) BOS (0) @ BAL (3) 🔻 1st #Birdland

@BronxBmbrz Yeah I had another account I followed like this but it didn’t have the exit velo. This is dope

This page is great, they post every single MLB home run with all the stats right when it happens, love it

@DevlWearsTechno @beyoncegarden Or some dumb Karen is demanding answers like she’s some kind of reporter and it’s annoying as fuck lol

@beyoncegarden The only reason he’s aggravated with her is because he was going to lay hands on those boys and she’s protecting them . Find this man and cancel him you can tell he puts his hands on women and children.

this video overstimulated me in ways i’ve never experienced like my jaw just kept dropping😭

@zimwhodey @RealmRavens Dude literally cries like an infant if someone mentions his precious Joe Burrow and how often he’s been injured and unavailable for the Bengals year after year but then brings up Madiubike dying or being paralyzed by his injury…literally the biggest hypocrite on NFL twitter.

@RealmRavens I’m really serious when I ask this. No trolling. How is hearing he had neck surgery yesterday make you feel better about him being there or feel good about possibly hurting it further? You know a neck injury could leave someone paralyzed right?

92 IS BACK

@zimwhodey @Churrrow Lmao real rich coming from the guy obsessed with the Ravens lmao

They all do. It’s their only source of engagement. What else they gonna talk about? Lamar not getting the extension? Likely and Linderbaum leaving? Bateman got paid and ain’t shit. Wiggins gave up the most catches in football? Roquan & Marlon have the most untradeable contracts in football and they can’t cut em cause their broke asses can’t handle the dead cap.

Ngga tweets more about the Bengals than me 😭😭😭

@lfctrebleotw @barstoolspringb Never told you what to do hardass just find it funny you think it’s so pathetic but you watch the clips and comment causing it to appear on your feed more lol

@NickP877 @barstoolspringb Did you know that people can do whatever they want with this cool thing called free will

Katic was ready to fight Johnny Manziel's entourage last night

@lfctrebleotw @barstoolspringb I’m not defending it I see the shit on my feed too I just don’t whine about it

@NickP877 @barstoolspringb I don’t follow it. Just showed up on my timeline. The fact ur defending it says a lot more abt u then me lol

@zachbollinger18 Gunnar only one without a hit lmao

COULDNT LOSE IT. DIDNT. PETE ALONSO GETS US STARTED OFF WITH A BOMB. COBY MAYO GETS A BOMB. BEAVERS IS HOT. COWSER IS HEATING UP. ANTHONY NUNEZ COMES IN AND SLAMS THE DOOR. NEEDED THAT ONE SO BAD NOW LETS GET BACK TO BALTIMORE… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

@lfctrebleotw @barstoolspringb What about people who follow and comment on it on social media? Are they cool as fuck?

@barstoolspringb This shit is so embarrassing. Grown adults and 30+ year olds running around and acting like they are in high school again. Trying to re live their glory days and it’s beyond. Embarrassing. Anyone who watches this needs a fucking life

@zimwhodey Your first was also higher, as it is almost every single season and will be in 2027 pal

Good to know a real organization knew that (2) first was too high AHEAD of time & not have to back out of a dumb ass trade and waste tax payers time & money.

@LJTranslator I love how you think needing an ID is political and not just common sense

Don’t understand why restaurants make political stances. Just serve me your $50 crab cake asshole.

@zimwhodey @dembatesboys @NFL_DovKleiman @AdamSchefter Much worse to not make playoffs. Cmon you know this

@dembatesboys @NFL_DovKleiman @AdamSchefter But they’ve never gone to a bowl & have been in the league 2 years longer. Aren’t they tired of that?

Uh Oh: This season is "hugely significant" for Joe Burrow and his future with the Bengals, per @AdamSchefter “If the Bengals cannot turn it around, some have speculated about whether Burrow might wonder whether he is better off playing in another NFL city.” His time in Ciny could be coming to an end 😳

@zimwhodey Lmao huh? 10-5 last 15 games H2H. You always say other fan bases live in the past and now you’re bringing up 30 years ago lmfao. Can you at least try to practice what you preach just a little bit please. It’s becoming embarrassing

@NickP877 We’re dam near even. Yall have the edge by 4 games in like 30 years

These new fans online don’t wanna talk ball. They wanna talk injuries. LINE IT THE FUCK UP.

@zimwhodey Lmao who said that? Ravens have a great record against the Bengals

@NickP877 Why are you so afraid of me & the Bengals?

@stoolpresidente @DraftKings It’s for the whole game tho

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