that shit aint punk

Your girl saw me on Instagram and asked you why your friends so old

@VaudevilleMewsB That was a fun one.

Tonight (9:30pm 4-15-2014) at the Vaudeville Mews: Dead Mockingbirds, Goldblums, Shitstorm, Lesbian Poetry

We have a challenge for you! If we get to 30,000 followers by midnight on 12/31/21, we'll give away this 2021 Bowman's Best Baseball Hobby Box from @Topps to one person who retweets this! Must be following us (@SCCTradingCards) to win! Winner announced on 1/3/22! #Topps #Bowman

@jon_bois I hate things I enjoy

what’s up guys? like this tweet if you enjoy any of the following things! let’s go! - pizza - going on vacation - hanging out with friends - doing things that you enjoy - watching movies or sports - listening to your favorite songs - drinking coffee - $80 - christmas - $900,000

@jon_bois A dog named “Shoes.” I love it.

@MJMcKean Little girls by Oingo Boingo youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs

Kokomo.

@leftfordamian Your kid is right.

I just made my 8 year old turn off his video game and he turns to me and goes: “Oh yeah? Well, punk sucks!” And now I’m questioning my life path.

@tabsout 7

@K__MEAT Through the hole, through the zipper

Do men really pee out of their underwear hole?

@mmpadellan @Sierranicole095 What Melania Sees

Melty trump HATES this picture of himself. It would be a shame if anyone retweeted it so that it's all over the place. Please, spare him the humiliation.😏

@hoff210 I want a candle that smells like a crust punks dreads

@nickstifel @taelorrgang That’s not punk.

@taelorrgang Crud I’m short

there’s ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there

I'm assuming I put the gun to my own head

I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean

@maxwelljury That’s the cy-hawk trophy

No matter who wins the cy hawk trophy today, remember Iowa , we’re all losers

i’m joe biden and i, and you know what it’s all on the radio with the people what i was! and i was. and you know, if all these other people, you know i was and it’s the law. and then you have over here is, what it’s not gonna pay for is the problems we have going on right now. i

Now do AR-15s.

SON: dad why is my sister named Rose DAD: because your mother loves roses SON: i see. thank you dad DAD: no problem, My Beautiful Wife

@PunkLiza__rd @LeiaSkynoober @GamerTakes And Mt dew green