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You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.

Why is the GOP blocking Epstein bank records? The answers may lie in the Treasury Department. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjournal…

“I’m not afraid of anything,” said the guy who is deathly afraid of sharks, windmills, oceans, rain, germs, stairs, ramps, dogs, food poisoning, crowds, and eagles.

Why are the Huckabeasts friends with so many pedophiles? BTW: The one with the arrow is David Huckabeast, who was fired from the Boy Scouts for killing a stray dog.

🚨🚨BOMBSHELL: "Jane Doe #4 alleged to the FBI that Epstein abused her when she was 14, and that trump abused her when she was 15. Kahn, Epstein's accountant, testified that the Epstein estate settled with Jane Doe #4 for BOTH Epstein and trump." HOLY SHIT.🤬

@VegasDog5 None, whatsoever.

@NotHoodlum There is nothing more uncomfortable to me than even *feeling* I may be dressed a little too casual in a professional setting. To think he feels comfortable dressed like this, amongst professionally dressed men & women, it is just unbelievable. He shows no respect for the office.

John Fetterman makes Kyrsten Sinema look like an amateur.

@PDCanadian At least he wasn’t a real president.

@NotHoodlum Jeff Davis is a close second when it comes to impact on the US No one else is even close

I mean this sincerely: if you add up all the terrible presidents we’ve had, and there have been many, and compare them to Donald Trump, he’s worse than all of them combined.

Trump insulted our NATO allies for years. He threatened to invade one of them and annex another. He has boasted that the US does not need allies because we are so powerful. And now he begs NATO allies to join his war of choice because we cannot prevail alone or jst with Israel? So bizarre.

Feels like a good time to pull out this form.

@RonFilipkowski Mine too and The Bachelorette, whatever that is.

My entire ‘For You’ section is Afroman and it’s the first time I didn’t hate Elon’s algorithm.

@Frank_TIHZHO 😂🙃😂

@NotHoodlum Then there's this

Im shocked that Hegseth would lie about this. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

I’m always extremely reluctant to use the word evil but how else to describe what we are deliberating doing to millions of Cubans?

Ok so Markwayne has told me directly that he has done “some private security work” oversees in the wars. And implied real combat He needs to prove it or admit it was made up. I’m starting to wonder if it was ALL untrue. it’s NOT classified

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

They lick boots, too.

NETANYAHU: “There will be boots on the ground in Iran.”

New stickers spotted at gas pumps 🎯

Several of the world's biggest companies have already done huge layoffs this year: UPS - 30,000 workers Amazon - 16,000 workers Intel - 15,000 workers Volkswagen - 50,000 workers Meta - 16,000 workers Oracle - 30,000 workers Citigroup - 20,000 workers And it's only March.

@Rfranz19 @AdamParkhomenko You can’t recall a senator in any state.

@AdamParkhomenko @NotHoodlum Why can’t he be recalled for not serving his constituents, why?

Please stop calling him Fetterman. It’s Uncle Fester.