NotMidMajorMatt

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NotMidMajorMatt

@NotMidMajorMatt

Be strong enough to be gentle. https://t.co/NOiIHqrurd

Santa Clara, CA Tham gia Temmuz 2018

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·36m

@Rondo3rd @Costco 1-7. Don't quit your day job

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Ronnie@Rondo3rd·3h

@NotMidMajorMatt @Costco Coffee k cups, toilet paper, paper towels, beer, sliced sirloin, parm cheese, granola bars, deodorant

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·4h

8 items at @Costco just cost me $166 $100 to anyone who can guess the exact 8 items on your first try👊 (Brand names not required)

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·4h

@Hovi___ @Costco Baby oil would have been a good guess if I didn't get a quickie at the massage parlor right before. 0-8.

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Hovi@Hovi___·4h

@NotMidMajorMatt @Costco 4 Double Chunk Chocolate Cookies, 3 Chicken Bakes & Baby Oil

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·4h

@_richay_ @Costco 1-7. Shameful

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Richie@_richay_·4h

@NotMidMajorMatt @Costco Paper towels, toothpaste, Steak, tp, clorox wipes, bathroom cleaner, tea 36 pack

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·4h

@flatwoodsfella @Costco 0-8. Impressive

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flatwoodsfella@flatwoodsfella·4h

@NotMidMajorMatt @Costco TP, Paper plates, laundry detergent, pop,water, deodorant, Candy, Douche?

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·3d

Miami got bitched the entire 2H Kids should learn ball before being allowed to tweet

John Rich@JohnRichTV

Miami +8.5 is exactly why it’s insane to bet spreads in college basketball. There’s just zero correlation between the final score and how the game went

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·3d

Iowa State is in the bonus with 14 minutes left in the game. Great product.

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

@_richay_ If KY covers here, you need to bet on them. Oweh can control a game and this game will give them confidence. Take emotion out.

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Richie@_richay_·5d

@NotMidMajorMatt Gonna fade KY next round so bad. I hate that team

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

March Madness FUCKS SO HARD

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

@_richay_ I don't love the stunned look SC had on their faces after that basket..

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Richie@_richay_·5d

@NotMidMajorMatt I'm on SC Fuck!

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

@lilsketch The

𝖑𝖎𝖑𝖘k𝖊𝖙𝖈𝖍.𝖊𝖙𝖍 ♡ 邪教@lilsketch·6d

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

@steaakfriend reading this tweet

Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave

Kelsey Plum is now the first female pro athlete to launch an AI ‘digital twin’ It can voice chat and charge fans for interactions “It’s where we are in society … I think you’re either gonna get with it or get lost” (via @FastCompany)

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

Coming from the dude who had both St Marys and Ohio State in his Final Four

Jeff Sunday@TheDegenWeekly

🚨 NO FUN POLICE DAY 2 🚨 Akron ain’t beating Texas Tech Hofstra ain’t beating Alabama Northern Iowa ain’t beating St John’s Cal Baptist ain’t beating Kansas

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

I've become an alcoholic and no longer care about posting on twitter. However, I need to make my annual post about how much ass the MW is every year during March Utah State looks like a good dog later, Nova sucks this year!

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·5d

Brian Drake@DrakeFantasy

BYU paid $7 million to AJ Dybantsa. He led the nation in scoring. Cool. They finished 10th in the Big 12 and were a 6-seed in the NCAA Tournament after losing a key guard to injury. They lost to an 11-seed Texas team that finished 10th in the SEC. Is that NIL $ well spent?

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NotMidMajorMatt@NotMidMajorMatt·6d

@_richay_ @guyincornfields One/under he's aware the profile he's talking to is actually a man?

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Richie@_richay_·6d

@NotMidMajorMatt @guyincornfields Definitely looks like he's trying to date a 22 yr old Russian in Moldova using the international setting on Tinder and is convinced she's genuinely in love

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