BMC He/Him They/Them

It’s never simple for me to put money in to accounts. Two months to finally get a check issued. It arrives well outside the next day air window. Still can’t deposit. It’s going right fucking back out, just let me deposit

Dusting off an old chestnut to see if it still works. Been waiting on my money for over a month now. Pretty sure they didn’t have the money and I feel like I’m chasing down a Ponzi scheme. Receipt said it should be today but heard that weeks ago 😡

“We will erase the self completion”. Mike Tirico explains what you’re doing when you swallow your own self suck #sundaynightfootball

So much more bitching about sour girls but that doesn’t help anyone or get anything done. Keep steeping

I’m finally learning that past partners are preparing me for what I do NOT want. If you eat McDonalds, any fast food, I won’t fuck with you. Dunkin is a huge red flag. Cat ownership too. Caustically kvetching about things you have no willingness to change? Get out

What the hell was that!? Dolphins are an embarrassment

Plenty of game left but forgot Skol Yikes is definitely a thing 😂

Chargers gonna charger. Hate to see it. Propping up the Wincing Wentz narrative. Super scripted night of professional American football, save for Great Grandpa Al’s gaffs and gaps. He’s still a national treasure dammit but it’s getting sad

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#NeverForget This is what happens when you as a nation support a genocidal regime like Israel

“Just when I feel like I’ve got the flavors separated on my mind’s tongue, the juicy grape erupts over everything” Chef Ian Brutalfoods

This is the most rigged shit I have ever seen and I am a Patriots fan #NFL2025

Fuck Florida, stupid fucking flaccid state taking away porn. Fucking stupid country

What are Simpsons quotes that you’d say daily?

I will never forgive Obama for crushing all those S10 Blazers. Or bombing weddings. Mostly all the cheap to maintain vehicles he had destroyed though

I don’t like what this has become, the ownership, et cetera. To the accounts I’ve encountered on the way I wish you all the very best. I’m off this and the dating apps. Unplugging 🤠

I knew it was time to leave this app when I had JK Rowling suggested to me. You must be jk’ing

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Yes, the irony of social media to decry an always online world. Don’t care. I’m typing this as I shit and I’m going to think about it for as long as it takes to flush and then it’s gone.

Seems that you have to be online or connected in some form. You don’t. Life existed before. Same amount of dopamine.

Not anymore. You’re on your own and no amount of playing with your phone is going to change that. Learn to love stacking wood like I have. Happiness has to come from within. Some people can add to that but vast majority are looking for the same