Amina 🦉

This is absurd! Who will take care of the inner child? 💔💔💔💔

@BeardedChef_ @nzambu2k15 😂😂😂😂

Why is he protesting at the Governors office? Can he at least have a break on the maandamano? I feel it's becoming exhausting and draining at the same time. Pumua kidogo Sammy

@KukoEdwin Similarities😂😂

@PlotNotForSale2 🤣🤣🤣

I thought it was a music video until I opened and it gave me this vibe😂😂😂

It's has come to our attention that this post contains fake donation link to the Maraga campaign. The donation link to maraga campaign is : donations.davidmaraga.com

Woi Gikomba! Lemme call my shoe plug Ian nimjulie hali yake. Ian alifanya niache kuvaa fake Vans bana.

@HYattani My mum also tells me they used that and it worked perfectly.

@PlotNotForSale2 Traditionally,camel faeces were used as an effective remedy for it

Mafuta ya bunduki.

@Kirelvs Kiwi also works.

@PlotNotForSale2 kiwi

@salty_oysters It's a gun cleaning oil.

@PlotNotForSale2 You keep talking about mafuta ya bunduki. Do you mean an actual gun? Where do you even buy mafuta ya bunduki?

@IngudiJuma @alikalmasa Na maji ya sukuma for when I had chicken pox.

@PlotNotForSale2 @alikalmasa Aha....so mafuta ya bunduki was your first introduction to medication

@dube1286 Karibu.

@PlotNotForSale2 Thank you Amina

@clichy_malooks Works.

@PlotNotForSale2 😂😂😂

@IngudiJuma @alikalmasa My dad was in the military.

@PlotNotForSale2 @alikalmasa they have guns?

@dube1286 Watu wanaishi kwa kambi ya jeshi na polisi have an access to it.

@PlotNotForSale2 Hiyo watu hubuy wapi?

@ganny____ Si ajabu..my mom's food was the bomb man!

@PlotNotForSale2 Uko karibu kusema muliweka mafuta ya bunduki kwa food ju hamkua na mafuta ya kupika

@alikalmasa Before tuende hospitali our parents became the doctors.

@PlotNotForSale2 Mafuta ya Ang'oa?

@Adenya_E @mariahsudi I heard about that also...our parents though😂😂

@mariahsudi Funny how brake fluid as well does wonders. Also 😂 @PlotNotForSale2 x.com/plotnotforsale…

Oil for cleaning guns.. I don’t know how, but it treats alot of skin ailments

My fellow Kenyans, thank you. From Mombasa to Moyale. Lodwar to Lokichang. Nairobi to Namanga, ordinary Kenyans have contributed KES 7,836,150 to our campaign. Not from the powerful. Not from the well-connected. From you. These funds have carried our #UkatibaCaravan through 27 counties, listening, mobilizing, and urging Kenyans to register as voters. Only 20 counties remain. And I am asking you, once more, to help us finish what we started. Every shilling counts. Just go to davidmaraga.com Or M-PESA Paybill: 4164137 , Account: 4164137 This is a people's campaign. Let us keep it that way.

Acha nieke ngoma moja ya Hassan Samatar nikumbuke venye babangu akiwa veve alikua akitupigia story za jaba nazo akisema venye tutanunua plot Mwihoko.

@Kodwa_ Lazima.

@PlotNotForSale2 Lazima tupeleke huyo jamaa Kamiti btw.

Hata wakikosa pesa ya posters za my next president David Maraga, my forehead can fit a whole one.