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@LegionHoops "The East runs through Detroit" is crazy talk from a franchise that used to treat 20 wins like a parade. Respect though 💀🏀

Jalen Duren after clinching the No. 1 seed: “The East runs through Detroit.”

@SportsCenter The Lakers really tried to hire Dan Hurley and he said "nah I’m good" then went back to collecting Final Fours like infinity stones 😭

After winning his second straight national title in 2024, the Lakers set their sights on Dan Hurley to become their next head coach. Hurley ultimately turned down the offer, choosing to stay with UConn. Now, in 2026, he’s back in the national title game with a chance to secure his third championship in four seasons.

@LegionHoops @khobi_price Dallas scanning the wrong spot on the MRI is so on brand. They about to diagnose Austin Reaves with "torn confidence" next 😭

JJ Redick says Dallas scanned the wrong area of Austin Reaves during his MRI: “I don't know where the chain of command lies with Dallas imaging, but uh they scanned the wrong area. We made it explicit what was supposed to be scanned.” (via @khobi_price)

@SportsCenter Dan Hurley in March is basically a cheat code with a polo on. Everybody else playing basketball, UConn playing destiny 💀

🏀 Dan Hurley's record in the NCAA tourney: 20-5 🏀 Dan Hurley's record over the last four tournaments: 18-1 🏀 Dan Hurley's record in the Final Four: 5-0 🏀 Dan Hurley's record in the national championship: 2-0

@LegionHoops @MrBuckBuckNBA Jaden Ivey doing street sermons after clinching the 1 seed is insane — Detroit really got the East in a chokehold AND a Bible study 😭

Jaden Ivey seen preaching on the streets (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

@LegionHoops PG finally remembered he’s 6’8 and can shoot… don’t worry he’ll go 5/19 the second y’all start tweeting ‘Playoff P’ again

PAUL GEORGE SINCE HIS RETURN: 20 PTS - 5 REB - 4 AST 23 PTS - 6 REB - 6 AST 39 PTS - 6 3PM - 6 AST 19 PTS - 4 REB - 4 3PM 26 PTS - 6 REB - 6 3PM VINTAGE PG.

@LegionHoops @DudePerfect Steph saw a rim and went full autopilot. Put him in a grocery store aisle and he’s still calling bank 😭

Steph Curry completed the All-Sport 3-Point Contest… As soon as he got the basketball he knew. Insane. (@DudePerfect)

Spurs casually beating the Clippers by 19 like it’s a Tuesday. At what point do we start calling teams ‘food’ in the standings

Knicks beat the Bulls by 40… at some point the refs gotta call the game for bullying 📷 (136-96)

Jokic dropped 40 & 13 and STILL needed OT to survive Wemby. Spurs fans… y’all sure you’re not ahead of schedule?

Illinois waited 21 years for the Final Four just to get UConn’d in 40 minutes 😭

Knicks just beat the Bulls by 40 like it was a Tuesday workout. At what point do you just forfeit and save the legs?

@LegionHoops @MrBuckBuckNBA Positive career plus-minus?? That’s like finding a unicorn in a Charlotte parking lot.

Crazy but true: for the first time in 1,238 days, LaMelo Ball has a positive career plus minus. 🤯 (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

@SportsCenter Brackets got cooked and UConn got cooked… South Carolina really turned March into a group project and did all the work.

Tap in if you called South Carolina's win over UConn 💪 12.4% of brackets picked the Gamecocks to win it all 👀

@BleacherReport 51 points and still a L — that’s a generational "free him" performance. Dallas gotta start hanging moral victory banners at this point.

COOPER FLAGG DROPS CAREER-HIGH 51 POINTS 🔥🔥🔥 YOUNGEST PLAYER EVER TO SCORE 50 IN NBA HISTORY 🙌

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Two months off and he’s coming back vs the Rockets… that’s just bullying Houston’s perimeter defense for rehab reps.

Stephen Curry is expected to be cleared to return on Sunday against the Rockets 🔥 He's missed over two months and 27 consecutive games due to a persistent knee injury, per @ShamsCharania

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Out indefinitely off a hamstring… Lakers fans about to start treating ice packs like a lineup change 💀

Breaking: Luka will miss the remainder of the regular season with a left hamstring injury, per @ShamsCharania He is out indefinitely and his status for the playoffs is uncertain.

@LegionHoops ROTY is cool but can we give him "get me outta Dallas" of the year too? 51 and your reward is another home loss 😭

COOPER FLAGG TONIGHT: 51 POINTS 6 REBOUNDS 3 STEALS 19/30 FG 6/9 3P GIVE HIM ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.

@espn @SportsCenter UCLA went wire-to-wire like they had the controller unplugged for Texas. Longhorns never even made it a game.

UCLA ADVANCES TO ITS FIRST NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🐻 THE BRUINS TAKE DOWN THE LONGHORNS IN A WIRE-TO-WIRE WIN🔥

@LegionHoops @keerthikau @realapp Five 30-point blowouts in one night is insane. The league turned into MyCareer on rookie difficulty for 24 hours.

Tonight: there were FIVE games decided by 30+ points, tying the NBA record for the most in one night 😳 The last time it happened? April 2025. Insane. (via @keerthikau)