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@ThrillaRilla369 I’d ask if they want to see my other side. Might get more money.

SERIOUS QUESTION: if someone handed you $7000 and said “it’s because you’re ugly” are you accepting it?

@ick_real Life

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@PhilsTailgate Thomson isn’t the biggest problem, but he is one of the problems.

This is the third game in a row that a Phillies pitcher was left in way too long. Tonight: Luzardo Tuesday: Mayza Monday: Johnson

@oku_yungx Common opinion.

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@FantasyPros Can. But difficult.

True or False: You can win your league without a Top 10 RB 🤔

@JackFritzWIP @SportsRadioWIP You are lying to yourself.

Overall, I feel more positive than negative on the Phils after the weekend. - The big three, really Schwarber and Bryce seem like they’re rounding into form— good to see Trea go yard. - Marsh looks great - Crawford better than expected - Today was annoying but not like that happens every game - Painter looked phenomenal I don’t think the bad RISP numbers are sustainable, Luzardo I expect to get better and the bullpen hasn’t been as advertised yet. All I believe will get better. I sorta just expect them to settle into the season and start rolling off series wins.

@WIPMorningShow @SportsRadioWIP It’s the same offense of the last few years. If this was a new development, I’d brush it off. This isn’t new.

How concerned are you about the Phillies' offense?

Fax

🙏🏿

From NFL insider to NFL inside her

@chesscom Truth.

when I'm watching chess, my mind is a super computer. when I'm playing chess, my mind is a toaster.

@charlieo_conn Expectations in goal have been so low for so long that average to above average looks like superstar.

Dan Vladar is 19th in the NHL in Goals Saved Above Expected. Basically mid-tier NHL starter. He's been good! He'll be my vote for Team MVP. But the idea that he's "carrying" this team is just straight up incorrect. Strikes me as a way to dismiss the rest of the team's quality.

The craziest part about Donald Trump giving Iran another 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

@TripleFraud It makes the product watchable right now. All three have so much potential.

i always thought bron breakker was gonna be wwe’s next big thing but i honestly think oba and trick have a higher ceiling than him

@Tim_McManus How does this impact the comp picks?

The Eagles are signing edge Joe Tryon-Shoyinka, Howie Roseman says at the league meetings. A one-year deal

@FantasyPros 40

David Montgomery is a Top __ RB with the Texans 🤔

@jasonmyrt @billmeltzer @NHLFlyers We have been rooting for you. We did nothing. You are the hero.

If I made the public all of the @NHLFlyers organization top down and including all of these players it would blow your mind how I have been treated and helped in this fight. For all of them to have my back in this fight has been massive beyond belief.

@landofthe80s Cutting her hair ruined my childhood.

Who had a crush growing up on Alyssa Milano?

@creepydotorg My exwife

@614clinton Undertaker

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?