Chris Berry

@CatiorroBenny @Nowfootball Thanks

@RedBezza @Nowfootball they gonna play against casa pia to decide if they go the the first league , first game was a draw

🚨🇵🇹Portuguese 2nd division side Torreense have just scored a 112th minute penalty vs Sporting CP in the Portuguese Cup final and QUALIFIED for the Europa League SCENES🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@treybb7 @Nowfootball Thanks

@RedBezza @Nowfootball They are in promotion playoff final. 1st leg was 0-0, 2nd leg this week Portugal does it differently, they do a playoff of 3rd on the table from the 2nd division vs 3rd bottom from the top division, so basically one team is trying to get promoted and other to avoid relegation

@Nowfootball Can see they’re 3rd

@Nowfootball Did they get promoted or are the still gonna be in 2nd tier next season?

@Hania16836 If you knew a guy we had every game available

@benonwine Nah we have plenty who’ve had a better season and he’s not really done it for England

Does anybody else genuinely think it was a massive mistake leaving Phil Foden out of the England World Cup squad?

@UtdMaI Goal difference then goals scored even before we get to h2h I think

Can someone explain this? If Spurs draw tomorrow and West Ham win, they’ll finish on the same points. Since both won one H2H game each, who stays in the Premier League then?

That fight was wrong

@KellyOdim @UtdKlay Calm down Eddie Howe, he’s not gonna be able to hack it middle of the park in the EPL imo

@UtdKlay Why not convert zirkzee to a midfielder

🚨NEW: Michael Carrick has reportedly listed SEVEN players who will not be part of his plans for next season if he is appointed as the permanent manager of Manchester United. The list of players are; 1. Manu Ugarte 2. Tyrell Malacia 3. Joshua Zirkzee 4. Marcus Ra…. look below

@Keir_Starmer Problem is our lives are changing fast for the worse under your weak leadership

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@Skeemin13 RIP middle ground only extremists get promoted now.

@TheBarakaShow Our youths stabbing each other for fun and no one gives a shit stab a Jew and they raise the whole terror level.

🚨🩸BRITAIN in TERROR as They PREPARE for BIG INCOMING ATTACK on NATIVES UK terrorism threat level raised to 'severe' following Golders Green stabbing attacks Counter-terror policing head Laurence Taylor says police will be reviewing "all events across the country" aer the UK terrorism threat level was raised to severe. Taylor says the increased threat level means it is now "highly likely" a terrorist attack could happen. WE ARE COOKED

@Pu55yman_Dan @FabrizioRomano Makes sense now thanks

@FabrizioRomano Different Micheal Jackson to the pop singer

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

What a game top level football.

@Jennnyyyyyy 18

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@_Afcbanks Goal difference then goals scored then head to head is how it will be decided I think

Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”

@dmunirockstar @rahsh33m That’s exactly how she could of helped that little baby

@rahsh33m The best she could have done was just to grab the damn dog and take his murderous ass in the house or sumn. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Sis did the best she could to save that squirrel 😩🤦🏽‍♂️😂

@MentalidadFeroz Where he get them fireworks?

Quién iba a imaginar que la imprudencia de un solo hombre provocaría una catástrofe de tal magnitud...

@efraflo7 @lady_valor_07 I’d need a drink for sure 😂

@lady_valor_07 You don’t really need anymore calories .. would probably just have a beer with it .. or tequila

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@MindfulMystic7 @otokyo__ You may be onto something

@RedBezza @otokyo__ The smell will attract some good friends from afar. If you grill it, they will come. Or have grill, will travel.

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?