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Shoving a bottle of vodka down my throat and sucking on it like it’s a dick

@atrophicbtrfly @Alien_Sprinkles Ikr, im like, the bay harbor gooner.

being a real freak internally but basically celibate externally is kinda fun it's like i'm pervert superman

I want to have sex with computers

Sometimes I write down random horny ideas while high/drunk/both and I’m lookin thru what I wrote; tbh some of them shouldn’t ever leave the drafts lmao

And also I’m about to make myself another drink with 4-5 shots now, it sure would be *awful* if somebody wanted to tease and fuck with me while my brain doesn’t even workkk

Let it be known I’ve hit the penjamin like fuckin 6 times and had 4 shots of vodka so I’m soooo vulnerable I’m hope nobody DMs me and takes advantage of me

Tonight I am getting black out drunk and so high I can’t even remotely function. It has actually already begun like an hour ago Someone should like, rape me while I’m so fucked up I can’t even fight u off if I wanted to

Lowkey I think someone should feed me out a dog bowl like this

Came 2 this instantly

@Bluub3rrie Yippee!

@Redactedmf MEE ME ME ME ME MEEE

Fuck it,I’m gonna drink like 8 beers and smoke weed till I can barely move who wants 2 take advantage of me

that is half mask coward stuff

Sometimes I think ab how I’ve only made out with someone once in my life and it was while I was so drunk I was basically unable to move on the couch and he sat on top of me and just kinda started touching me I think I’m in the top 10 pathetic men on earth

I LOVE WOMEN IN FUCKIN ARMOR I LOVE SAMUS IN THE POWER SUIT AND I WISH MFS WOULD DRAW MORE ART OF HER IN ITT

@Penman07 Woof

@Redactedmf Still a good puppy

I’m not a puppy boy I’m a puppy MAN

@Midnattsstjarna @Lutarrel Being a good ally by volunteering to have it done to me

Being a good feminist by choking as many boys as possible and never letting them orgasm to even out the gap

Basically im just not a fuckin twink but I’m still fucking pathetic

@CereberaUwU Lowkey have had this saved for a while just bc the sound is fire u should do that more

(SOUND WARNING) Umn pov pirahna plant sloppy kissing w/ some sound effects that I recorded this timeeee ahiwdaiwhdawid 👉👈

Someone pinning me down and using my dick as a dildo would fix me I think