Relatable Luo 🇺🇬

@TouchlineX He's looking at the remaining 2 matches like 😁😁

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Manchester United fan who has not cut his hair is now just TWO wins away from finally getting a haircut! Reminder: United still need to win 5 games in a row for him to go through with it, the streak is on! 👀

@BarcaUniversal At this point they have fed us enough, but we still want more 😁😁

🚨 𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍: Barcelona have two ways to win La Liga: • They win it TODAY if Real Madrid draw or lose their next game against Espanyol... In that case, Real Madrid would have to give them a Guard of Honour in El Clásico • They win it in El Clásico against Real Madrid if Madrid beat Espanyol Either way… Time to educate Real Madrid. 📚😂

@FabrizioRomano @RelatableLuo x.com/i/status/20509…

@TouchlineX Dortmund is hands down the weakest challenger in Europe, they never give any competition for Bayern Munich

FT: Borussia M'Gladbach 1-0 Borussia Dormtund!

@ManUtd Thanks for choosing us when we were at our lowest, you deserve the love

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@premierleague @ManUtd He knows players worth 👏👏👏

Michael Carrick: big-match specialist 💼 He's beaten the other four sides in the top five since taking over at @ManUtd in January

@realmadrid @RCDEspanyol @UnicajaBanco Please loose tonight so that you can give us guard of honor in El Clasico

📋✅ ¡Nuestro XI inicial! 🆚 @RCDEspanyol 👉 @UnicajaBanco

@DeadlineDayLive How dare they question him

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Real Madrid dressing room considers Kylian Mbappé’s attitude to be UNPROFESSIONAL. ❌🤯😳 Some players simply do not understand his behaviour… In particular, his decision to go on holiday to Italy with his girlfriend while the season is still ongoing. (Source: El Mundo)

🚨🏆 Kobbie Mainoo: “Champions League? We are back where we belong!”. “I’m proud to be here”.

@TouchlineX He completed football, now just doing side quests 😁😁

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Antonela (Messi’s wife) on Instagram.

@FabrizioRomano Best manager for a reason 😂😂😂

🚨 Arne Slot: “I know what we can improve on and we are already working hard on this”. “Tactically you can change certain things but for me it is clear where we have to improve and we WILL do it!”. 👀

@iamskide @FabrizioRomano Surely

@RelatableLuo @FabrizioRomano I am so elated we did. Amad has to step up,coz he's been dreadful last coupla games

🚨 Michael Carrick in four months as Man United interim manager… ➖Defeated Pep Guardiola’s Man City. ➖Defeated Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal. ➖Defeated Arne Slot’s Liverpool. ➖Defeated Liam Rosenior’s Chelsea. ➖Defeated Unai Emery’s Aston Villa.

@433 He has delivered us from evil

The Premier League table since Michael Carrick took over... 🤯 𝘼 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙎 👏

@TouchlineX He's born and bred

🚨🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo: "Champions League? Well, we are BACK to where we belong!"

@iamskide @FabrizioRomano Am telling you

@RelatableLuo @FabrizioRomano More like they called them mad when they joined us 🤭. Said how could they without any European engagement 🤦

@TouchlineX Does he know how many we have

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: While walking off the pitch, Dominik Szoboszlai was showing the Premier League badge to the Manchester United fans.

@433 @_Zak44 Born and bred

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 💎 🎥 @_Zak44

@theMadridZone @diarioas Are they joking

🚨 BREAKING: A Serie A club contacted Real Madrid to ask about Gonzalo Garcia. Real Madrid replied that his price is €60M! @diarioas

@FabrizioRomano Yes we're 💪💪

🔙🏆 Matheus Cunha: “We’re back, baby!”.