Ron “Sunday Red” Swanson, MBA

I took all precautions and deleted my other account because of #thespreadsheet Signs, Cosmo

85 today courtesy of the pitch counter

Hacky Sack is OUT and Pepper is IN. Me and the roommates ripping some pepper before the bar cbtm. Gets the reflexes goin and loosens you up

I was talking to the president

@BeaverBasher67 Picked up that koozie yesterday

Think anyone at this wedding can tell I have a burner?

They got my dog on the clav pills

Giving the children a bath prior to the weekend of golf

Ron got himself a big boy offer in NYC for next summer, fading all the day 1s starting now. Still need to figure out where I’m living and how to avoid getting shoved under a subway train.

@SonnyLosp @MSUfinalfouru Couldn’t agree more

@MSUfinalfouru Hot take as an MSU alum but we have got to stop flexing this every chance we get. Never met a fan base that brings up how they “almost” got to the championship game as much as we do

Happy Monday

Someone help, just had a final round on Tuesday. Got an email today telling me to schedule a time for my “outcome call” meaning the results. Am I cooked or is this a good thing? #lank

Just clogged the office building handicap stall. Our competitor walked in after me, I own him now.

New threads #shoedox

This has to stop sooner or later #nuke

Anyone else still chasing the high they got thinking they were going pro in Fortnite after they played in a tournament, or is that just me?

@tarheel_retard @FICMBondTrader Every time I check the non Hispanic + white male button I know it’s over

Standard NYC finance internship class: -60% girls (applications were 90% dudes) -75% minorities (applications were 95% white) -25% white slots are reserved slots for nepos and/or jews -99% ivys / 1% state school -the 1% state school kid outperforms the whole class

Wife is in Italy studying abroad and she’s at the bar, I’m sitting in front of 3 computer screens “auditing” a CRM. Might be time to hang it up.

Boss just left for the day, time to sit on reels and then clock out at 5.

Booked a twilight solo 9 just so I can rock my new tour visor #cbtm

@thegoodster_ @Frankie29185589 My mind went straight too it

@RonSundayRed @Frankie29185589 Exactly what i thought you can tell off rip he was a deep ball threat

Tough spot for the guy