Root

I love this fuckin movie but I cannot get past Scott literally dating a 17 y/o as a 23y/o. That’s pedophilia regardless if he “liked” Knives or not.

No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

@lilsketch Crack

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@BenJammins Would happily do that for ya, Ben. I know Hannah was a smaller creator than you, but people left her alone and were very cordial when I walked around Cons with her. 😂

It's confirmed. I’m now spending $5k+ a month on security. Comes with the territory of being thee GIF guy. I was disguised as a football player. In Canada. Still got recognized 1000+ times. A lad even cried because they said I deleted their favorite meme. Wish I was kidding.

THURSDAY YOU GONE MEET BABY KEEM

You're kicked from the challenge and you're kicked from SoaR. You're a fucken idiot, dude.

Los miserables que andan diciendo que gracias a Trump murió el "Mencho". 28 mexicanos dieron la vida para hacer ése operativo y ustedes glorificando a un pedofilo.

Hate to break it to y’all but the chick taking a fuck-ton of edibles before eating at places is not actually taking anything other than candy and y’all eat it upppppp.

SNATCHED YOUR FUCKING HOCKEY CHAIN AND YOU LOST THE WORLD SERIES RAHHHHHHH

We will move the US capital to Oakland Government sanctioned sideshows Being straight is now illegal We will extend BART nationwide You WILL listen to Kreayshawn You WILL eat the hyphy burger You WILL have nonbinary roommates

@MikMilks_ GET DOWN MR VICE PRESIDENT

If someone ever breaks into my house I’m screaming “THIS IS A FBI SAFE HOUSE” cause what are you gonna do now.

I’m so glad I stopped playing Call of Duty SHEEESH 😂

@fIynnyy FaZe Kaz still the lil homie

What's the most random FaZe member you can think of? FaZe Lucid

how it feels watching alysa liu win gold after knowing her for two weeks

If there was ever a doubt where Alysa Liu is from...

I will never forget playing my last soccer tourney in hs and having this kid just absolutely fucking rip the ball into the corner of the net from a corner kick. Not once. Not twice. But three fucking times from different 3 different flags in 3 different corners. Levels to ts.

I’ll take what’s close to a new Mac Miller song ANY DAY