I Am Potat

Folks lined up to hear my church sermon, as President Trump’s legalization of preaching Easter in church makes him the Abraham Lincoln of our time, so not only do we get to hear the name of our Lord, but also receive free eggs under the pews.

@FearedBuck Ok and? How does this negatively impact your daily life?

Twitch streamer who acts like a dog, sniffs for bathroom spots, barks at viewers, and relies on “handlers” for feeding and walks

@shundeshagen Who tf are YOU to question Coach??

It's an American fast-food chain founded in California, serving American-style Chinese cuisine.

Pank

Rob Schneider just said "Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service" Go fuck yourself Rob

@Unlucky_Karp @messedupfoods Cook first, then food.

@messedupfoods Pound the food then pound the cook what else

The chef

@basedm0g @messedupfoods Bro said "the chef" like he's gonna do the chef, not like he's gonna cook. It's a sex thing.

@messedupfoods Bro said “the chef” like he’s about to cook something legendary and we’re all just waiting for the taste test 😭👨‍🍳🔥

@messedupfoods Agreed, I do the chef.

@GaryPetersonUSA *Phairoh. The Egyptians didn't have a letter F.

Wokesters shout No Kings because President Trump is our first leader with the spirit of the mighty Fairo, who with Christ as his foreman, built the great pyramids of Egypt, which the left wants to replace with a statue of gay Spider-Man eating pickles.

the aot sasageyo dance will always be relevant to me sorry

Saturday night in the 80s meant one thing… you weren’t missing Saturday Night’s Main Event for anything. Every kid glued to the TV, acting like it was the biggest fight in the world… and it felt like it was.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@memeslich @realalexsoro It's been a minute since I rewatched them but my nostalgia says New Nightmare was the best, with the first 3 all tied for second place

@realalexsoro that was way too long which Freddy Krueger movie was the best

Dear X, Congratulations on pulling one of the sleaziest bait-and-switch moves in tech history. I paid for my Premium subscription expecting X Pro (the actual useful tool formerly known as TweetDeck) to be included as it was when I signed up and kept paying. Now, with zero warning, zero notice, and right in the middle of my billing cycle, you've yanked it away and locked it behind your ridiculous $40/month Premium+ paywall. Poof. Gone. Like it never mattered. This isn't "improving the service." This is straight-up theft of value from paying customers. You took my money under false pretenses, then changed the deal without so much as a DM, email, or pathetic little pop-up. No prorated refund. No apology. Just "lol enjoy the downgrade, sucker." X Pro was the ONE actually productive feature that made subscribing worth it for power users who actually manage timelines, columns, and real work, not just doomscrolling and posting memes. Everything else is fluff. Now it's pay more or lose it. This is the kind of greedy, user-hostile garbage that kills platforms. Treat your subscribers like ATMs you can shake down whenever you feel like hiking the price, and watch how fast loyalty evaporates. Refund the prorated difference or restore X Pro to Premium immediately. Or keep proving that "maximum truth-seeking" apparently doesn't apply to basic consumer honesty. Disgusting. #XProTheft #PremiumScam @elonmusk @X

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein. It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.

Vivian Wilson sticks it to dad Elon Musk as she sells 'Evil Woke Mind Virus' merch ➡️ bit.ly/4bAaL7j 📷 Getty, Vivian Wilson via Threads

What Albanese is saying is Trump only needs to make a request & he'll do it. Absolute fucking lapdog

@SenatorClaire Hi Claire, please be aware that because you support Trump & Netanyahu’s war on Iran, you have lost your right to complain about what comes from it. Thanks.

@ShaneAl79996578 @YoungMasterPaul Thanks for the fremdschämen ❤️

@YoungMasterPaul Have a whinge cunt. And I have used bong hole as intended; as in the hole you would smoke a bong with; your mouth. Your welcome.

Very vocal Trump supporters pose for a photo op to indicate their displeasure with the current price of gas (petrol). Put it together you bunch of fecking na-nas! Who’s responsible for the current chaos? At least, they’re all lined up for another round of Big L back-stabbing.

@nxt888 @benpatrick90069 Yeah, and unfortunately that's just The American Way...

There is a mythology the U.S. built around the American War in Vietnam. It goes like this: Young idealistic soldiers were sent into an unwinnable situation by confused politicians. They came home broken and unappreciated. It was a tragedy. A mistake. A lesson learned. Notice what that story does. It centers Americans. Their trauma. Their confusion. Their homecoming. Their feelings. In this story, the Vietnamese people are a backdrop. A jungle. An obstacle. An abstraction. Three million dead Vietnamese people are the scenery for a story about American self-discovery. They made hundreds of movies about Vietnam. The Deer Hunter. Apocalypse Now. Platoon. Full Metal Jacket. Born on the Fourth of July. Hamburger Hill. Count how many of them center a Vietnamese character with a full human life, a family, a name you remember after the credits roll. They turned our genocide into their coming-of-age story. They lost the war and still managed to make themselves the main character. And then, with extraordinary arrogance, they put their soldiers' names on a wall in Washington and call it a memorial, as if the dead to be mourned were the people who flew 10,000 miles to do the killing. Where is the wall for our three million? There isn't one. Because in their telling, we were never quite real enough to mourn.