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I simply cannot express in words my distaste of Levy for selling Kane. Fuck the money. Let him leave for free the following season if he wanted. He would have been sensational under Ange.

@VincenzoGrappa @deanf2009 Like abbreviating very gay to VG? Got it.

@deanf2009 It’s an abbreviation pal which means making a word shorter for ease of spelling and saying. VG.

NEW: Tentative contact made by Tottenham Hotspur with representative team of Sean Dyche. A basic retainer (common practice) is being discussed to have the ex Notts Forest & Burnley boss as a ready option should #THFC require to hire. No news on any change yet. More to follow. VG.

@TheOnlyRobmdk Doubt we’d pay the wages. Any cheaper alternatives?

Suitable replacement. You can put a rebounder board from the training ground inbetween the sticks and you'll get the same outcome.

@StatesideCoys @thespursweb I’m pretty sure he has the internet.. he’s not actually a Tudor

@RunDTW @thespursweb Igor hasn’t watched us lose at Home to West Ham, drop points at home to Wolves and get battered by Forrest 😂

Atletico Madrid will play either Tottenham or Liverpool in the last sixteen of the UEFA Champions League

@StatesideCoys @thespursweb See Igor. Be more like Igor.

@RunDTW @thespursweb We haven’t won a league game in 2026… Last year we had the luxury of 3 teams who were relegated by this point in the season and we could throw all the eggs in the Europe basket. This season we do not have that luxury

@StatesideCoys @thespursweb That’s loser mentality. To dare is to..

@thespursweb Earlier we are out the better. League needs to be the focus till the end of the season. End of

@sciencegirl And people don’t think we live in a simulation 🤣🤣

Geologist finds rare formation inside volcanic rock that looks exactly like ‘Cookie Monster’ on Sesame Street

@jared_shult God forbid a man has a hobby..

Ladies and gentlemen our health secretary

@_th3halfspace @khasseis Anyone backtracked yet?

@khasseis just wait til we get some bodies back, they’ll be backtracking ASAP

Making us proud 🥹

@TouchlineX He can, and hopefully will continue to ignore him

📸 - MASON GREENWOOD WITH 3 GOALS + 2 ASSISTS TONIGHT! 25 G/A IN 25 GAMES THIS SEASON! THOMAS TUCHEL CAN NO LONGER IGNORE THE MOST IN-FORM ENGLISH PLAYER! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌟

@scaling_shields I bet he’s chuffed you’re telling everyone about this 🤣

found a guy charging dentists $3,500/year to file paperwork $2.4 million last year zero followers the glitch: every dentist in america needs compliance documents filed or they get fined osha stuff hipaa updates infection control logs boring paperwork that changes every year dentists have no idea what to file they went to dental school not compliance school so they panic and pay someone to handle it 680 practices paying him $3,500/year recurring team of 3 handles everything he works 15 hours a week mostly golf no content no courses no brand no audience asked why he stays invisible "attention attracts competition" hes been running this for 6 years while guys with 100k followers fight over $8k months he files paperwork and deposits checks unsexy problem + wealthy customer + recurring need thats the whole formula stay invisible get rich

Competing on all fronts this season 🤡 Not enough to win 1 trophy last season 🤣

Would be nice if we showed that kind of fight before the final whistle..

Water is wet

@TheSpursExpress @edu17burgos PL, London, Tottenham. In that order

🚨| Souza is open to joining #Tottenham. He likes the option of playing in the Premier League and living in London, in addition to the sports project they present to him. Santos awaits the new offer. It will be almost double the first one (10M€). @edu17burgos

@TheSpursWatch @JacobsBen @LastWordOnSpurs * progressive passer or equivalent. No prior experience needed, can learn on the job

‼️Thomas Frank is looking for a centre midfielder, who is with full of energy, has pace and is a progressive passer. @JacobsBen via @LastWordOnSpurs

That is absolutely class 👏🏼👏🏼

@FeedTheSpud They’re cousins

Is that not the same bloke just with a different haircut? Same tattoos and everything??

@OReganJJ @SpursOfficial Lol FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️ *couldn’t

@RunDTW @SpursOfficial I couldn’t.

Thomas Frank on our draw at Brentford 💬

@thegreektrader @elonmusk @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade What’s to stop Elon betting on himself?

Someone just bet $198,304 to win $300 on a 99.9% chance that Elon would tweet 480+ times this week. The counter is at 479 right now and there's 1 hour left in the countdown. If @elonmusk doesn't tweet again in the next hour… this guy loses nearly $200K, trying to make $300.