Captain!

Focus on the fortunate positives. Instead of a con-versation, make it a pro-versation! (Captain joins Parody Twitter!)

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE Great! See you sometime later! (They leave.)

@RunningTheShip ........................................................................................................... ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ.

IT'S MY OFFICE STOP.

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE Magic wordddd?

@RunningTheShip Then. Get out of my. Office.

@gold__memory @TRUTHANDJUST1CE Yes! I’m not planning to stay in here for any longer, but, I must leave off on a good note!

@RunningTheShip @TRUTHANDJUST1CE Are we really doing this Captain.

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE @gold__memory What’s the magic word?

@RunningTheShip @gold__memory Hey. Here's a fun idea. Get out of my office.

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE I already apologized, Guard! Let’s not take it any further!

@RunningTheShip Those 'excuses' are called explanations. Not excuses.

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE @gold__memory Let’s not argue over devices, shall we?

@gold__memory @RunningTheShip IT IS.

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE You come up with excuses most of the time to prove your “innocence”. But, I’m not here to cause any trouble, so, I’m sorry if my recent comment about you making up excuses and stuff was too harsh!

@RunningTheShip Oh my stars. They did it because I had missed dinner. If you want, go as them if they did! Why are you always so quick to doubt me???

@ClumsyYelloChef No problemo, buddy! Just making sure all your aprons are on touch!

@RunningTheShip " O-oh! I forgot about that.. Thanks, Captain, for letting me know ! "

" I will be ! ! Getting ready.. And hype myself up ! ! ! " " I can do this ! "

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE Does that mean Cook entered your room while you were asleep and put that apron there? That doesn’t sound like something Cook would do, Guard! Are you lying to your captain?

@RunningTheShip WH- ..Damn it. Knew I was forgetting to give something nack.... Look. It's not your job to pry into my personal life, Captain. Plus, Cook simply left their apron here after I had fallen asleep at my desk. It's not all that deep.

@gold__memory @TRUTHANDJUST1CE 😊

@RunningTheShip @TRUTHANDJUST1CE Sure, Captain. Sure...

Why are my Crewmates arguing againnnn?

@ClumsyYelloChef Sure, sure, sure! I think they have your apron, though. No wonder you were wandering around the ship all last week!

@RunningTheShip " Yeah ! They said they were yearning for my cooking, so I made some sandwiches for them. " ' Also if I can talk to them,' they thought to themself.

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE Hey! Is that an apron? The only person I know around here who has an apron is…COOK! Aha! (They pull out a camera from their pocket! Snap, snap, snap!) Well, that’s some proof! Also, if you’re wondering why I took a picture of it, I had to get evidence.

@RunningTheShip ????? I like Cook as a friend. A friend only??? // suspiciously apron shaped object on their chair thats been there for like 2 days now

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE I do! I just had to pry this door open so Therapist doesn’t have to do it! I’ll be exploring what’s up in your office to see if there’s any hints that you ACTUALLY like Cook!

@RunningTheShip STARS-! Do you NOT understand what it means when I say its MY office?????

@gold__memory @TRUTHANDJUST1CE You know, I secretly work out from time to time. //he is lying his ass off

@RunningTheShip @TRUTHANDJUST1CE whew ..

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE //bad timing…

@RunningTheShip // got here before cook </3 fuuck

@gold__memory @TRUTHANDJUST1CE Already dealt with, haha!

@RunningTheShip @TRUTHANDJUST1CE I don't feel out of it. Lets get this over with - GUARD!

@TRUTHANDJUST1CE (Guard hears banging from outside the office.) It’s time… (BANG!) to… (BANG!) check up… (BANG!) ON YOU…! (BANG!!!!) Wow, would you look at that? Its open!

@RunningTheShip NO IT IS NOT.

@gold__memory @TRUTHANDJUST1CE What? Feeling out of it?

@RunningTheShip @TRUTHANDJUST1CE Eugh - ...