on the couch

IKEA, Legos for dickheads

. @HOMAGE Pay Homage. Can we do this please?

Possibly the second greatest highlight from gold medal game.

Cool Summer Contest from Iron Hill, I want all of this… ironhill.texttaponit.com/grilling-tailg…

Severance is cool because it can’t be spoiled. Everything that happened is batshit crazy and doesn’t ruin any part of the story.

Hockey buds. Trying to confirm I’m not losing my mind. Can anyone confirm that the skate blades I received are not the ones I ordered based on these two pictures?

It’s why skibidi and toilet mean the same thing

A spoof scene by scene remake of Planes, Trains and Automobiles with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.

If I get one more political text, I’m going to throw my phone directly into your face

None of us want him to own a shirt

does nick castellanos own a shirt

Bartenders > doctors

Why do Uber drivers hate air conditioning?

@KServiss6 @sexyredsxoxo I feel like Kruk would sleep the whole time. You wouldn’t get the magic of a six hour conversation between him and Ranger.

@SKeithJ @sexyredsxoxo I didn’t realize how good of a spot 8 was either

phillies flight where are you sitting? 🧐🤨❓

@KServiss6 @sexyredsxoxo 2 and stopping the drink cart right next to us.

@sexyredsxoxo 4 or 5 that’s where you wanna be

Just wanted everyone to know that no amount of rain is going to put me in a bad mood tomorrow. I will be “jumped in a pool with my clothes on” soaked in Lot M slugging beers at 10:30 am. You cannot tell me to have a bad time.

phillies win.

My chicken tender kinda looks like the Phanatic, Phils by 74 runs tn