Yumiko and other weirdos

@NekaDevourer I think you're much better off in there than out here, sorry~

@Sabas_Sloshers mph! let me out! >.<

Sabastian was unlucky enough to run into not one, but two people in an Ul'dah alley while trying to relieve his curse. Oh well, one gets to become even more fat on his ass, and the other is just another load to be pumped out later

Do not ask where the last 7 mentors she was last with went, and why all of the sudden she's up 3 cup sizes and hardly fits in her skirt anymore.... Also I'll try and actually do more non quote RT posts here, so look out for those :3c (hopefully)

Additional reminder, the Academy is not responsible for harm to trainers if they ignore safety guidelines. A trainee's digestive tract cannot tell the difference between friends and food, the crushing depths and enzymes will obliterate you, and you will die alone in the dark...

He's just a little guy, but he has a biiig appetite. Just expect to stew for a long while, poor thing isn't too experienced, hope you can handle the pressure for that long~

Her trainers don't typically "quit" per say, but she does seem awfully plump after one goes missing, and sometimes they find abnormally large condoms near her house...how strange~

@HUNGRY_SANDS Hope you don't mind the mind-fogging musk...or the risk of ending up inside them~

@HUNGRY_SANDS Bring lots of snacks and you can do whatever you want with her~

To reiterate Signe is the horniest glutton you could come across. After properly slam fucking and devouring you either her bottomless pit of a gut, or person-recycling nuts expect her to raid your kitchen for more food while you're busy churning into more flab or an orgasm~