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As if Alan Shearer wasn’t a legend…. “Weird men in dresses”

Fantastic appointment. Will complement Tony Mowbray's skillset beautifully; I rate Mike Dodds extremely highly as a coach on the grass. Had Thomas Tuchel had called him up to the England coaching staff, I'd have been delighted: in the right context, I don't think there's a limit to the quality of player he can help improve.

@carlyjohnson123 Wow 🔥

I think someone spiked my 17 vodkas and 8 shots and 15 beers yesturday 👀🫠

@BOURNYBOY76 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder if DIM Shady looked at this take and thought that's the one 👌🏻 Good Morning 🤣🤣🤣

@HOVERCRAFT50167 Joe Rooooooot

Only OG cricket fans can guess this player...

@SkyCricket Sam Curran

The all-important question, who should be England's next Test captain following the retirement of Ben Stokes? 💭👇

Spine tingling

DISGRACED COP IS A SICK NONCE WHO LUSTED OVER CHILD’S UNDERWEAR PERVERT INSPECTOR CAUGHT IN STING SENDING VILE MESSAGES ABOUT 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL’S KNICKERS A depraved Durham Constabulary inspector has shamed the entire force after being exposed as a disgusting nonce who fantasised about a child’s underwear. Richard Wilson, 40, was snared in an online sting sending obscene messages about smelling a 12-year-old girl’s knickers and leering at his mate’s daughter on Instagram while “Horny as f**k”. The twisted copper used a fake name in the sick chat before his arrest in 2023. He dodged giving his phone passcode, claiming “brain fog” with no evidence. This week he got a 22-month suspended sentence for publishing obscene material. A misconduct hearing slammed his “abhorrent” and “warped” behaviour as gross misconduct. He would have been sacked and is now barred from policing after resigning. Chief Constable Rachel Bacon rightly branded it a total betrayal. This vile pervert has brought nothing but disgust to the badge. Copied from another account

@talkSPORT Southgate is the man they need

✅ "Steve has done the right thing!" ❌ "Moyes is not gonna leave Everton!" 😬 "Postecoglou is ridiculous attacking... you'd get buried!" Tony Cascarino reacts to Steve Clarke quitting as Scotland boss and assesses the names in the frame to replace him! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@HoodedClaw1974 @RichS0986 @curtisloyal55 @Becca0748612675 @loonytunes2022 @icebather @ReaperGrimm1980 @Caeser2606 @Daniel889923779 @gazztom35 @HunniBunni0018 @gorgeous_boris @RestoreIOW @whyvony68 @__SaveTheWest__ All followed 👍 Wouldn't mind a shout out myself please 🙏

More patriots to follow.👍 @RichS0986 @curtisloyal55 @Becca0748612675 @loonytunes2022 @icebather @ReaperGrimm1980 @Caeser2606 @Daniel889923779 @gazztom35 @HunniBunni0018 @gorgeous_boris @RestoreIOW @whyvony68 @__SaveTheWest__

@LeahRay44 @FootyHumour Said the Muslim man

@FootyHumour Do not disrespect the goat

PORTUGAL COUNTER-ATTACK, HERE COMES CRISTIANO RONALDO:

I don't think we do mate

@reluctantnicko Pep's out of work 😉

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @tag4UK Let me guess. It's not being treated as a terrorist attack

🚨BREAKING: 5 people have been injured after a Somalian PLOUGHED his car into them in London 🇬🇧 The 34 year old has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

@NYCRovers Did Gordon miss the coach 🙏

Just drove past the England team’s hotel

@LeahRay44 What the stats are saying is that there's more chance of me going on a date with you than Scotland qualifying

Hang it in the Louvre.

@Benjaminbloom Rovers v Dingles

Best derby match in the Championship next season? #EFLChampionship

@swfcdyl @JBucko21 the new GK huh? 🤣

genuinely WHO beats this team #swfc