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Indestructible data. The piano playing cat videos are now safe for eternity. Thank you Autonomi.

Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@konstructivizm 1960’s your late to the party pal.

Oh NO! Poor old Keir Starmer “it never rains but it pours…” Sleazy peasy squeeze that lemon, Keir

Defining The Labour Party: “Eventually Labour will run out of your money.” - Margret Thatcher.

7.9 Earthquake Japan. Japan: Tsunami warning after massive earthquake off north-east coast - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/live/c07j…

How on Earth did that Chinese tanker get passed the US blockade? Oh..

@RicoWei5 How about a set with sexy spectacles?

President Trumps latest Iran social post;

@scarlettmorgan_ ‘SNAP!’

the driver was taking a break.

So funny I almost puked! So send a gift jar to our favourite president… American Devastated by Colman’s Mustard youtu.be/lEhDDLSqq5c?si… via @YouTube

Question; Will the UK get a localised version of EURO-Office, called UK-Office? github.com/Euro-Office

@BBCNews Er...Thats Mars Your the BBC thats embarrasing.

#FluffedUp I see that USS Pinto (The Gerald R. Ford) a multi billion dollar, ultra modern, armed to the literal teeth warship. Was knocked out of action for more than a year! Because some lazy bugger couldn’t be arsed to clean the fluff out of a tumble dryer.

So, you want to save money? Your plan spend £100 billion+ on building an amazing high speed rail system for the country. However after £46 billion (March 2026) you figure the best way to save money is to run the trains slower? So, £100 billion later, we still have slow trains.

@coinbureau Shush. Don’t spoil his “I’m a military genius” moment.

🔥 SHOCKING IF TRUE... Trump's "5-day pause" in the Iran war is roughly the same amount of time it takes for thousands of US Marines to arrive in the Gulf, a reporter claims. Two units of ~5,000 Marines are currently en route, joining over 50,000 U.S. troops already in the region. Those Marines could seize Iran's Kharg Island, cutting off Iranian oil exports and controlling the Strait of Hormuz. Coincidence or not?

Star Trek Star-fleet Academy cancelled!…After Season Two?!!

I see the USS Pinto…er I mean Gerald R. Ford is out of action again…

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