Seth

@FluffyDrkPrince Psh, you clearly don’t have many friends. Aqua takes my glasses so much it’s became instinctual for me to defend myself.

@Sethth3Human Baa... Okay, maybe I did, but there was no need to do all of that.

@FluffyDrkPrince Out of pure reflex! You ripped those glasses right off of my face!

@Sethth3Human You're the one who lunged at me!

@FluffyDrkPrince Hmph! As if that was my fault…

@Sethth3Human Good thing I can do this.. [Ralsei grabs his glasses, a green aura envelopes them and in a flash.. They are repaired!] Please, don't do that again, Seth.

@FluffyDrkPrince Hey! I-I didn’t do anything! If you didn’t take the glasses off my face I wouldn’t have had to do that! {they say trying to scramble onto their feet}

@Sethth3Human Haa.. Now look what you've done.

@FluffyDrkPrince Hey wait! {they lunge towards ralsei and fall to the ground along with the black glasses with one lens shattering on impact}

@Sethth3Human No, Seth.. I'm taking my glasses back. [Ralsei takes his glasses off of Seth's face] And you can have yours back until you buy yourself new ones.

@FluffyDrkPrince Look we’re friends right, may I please keep these? {they try their best to put on a pair of puppy dog eyes, however they fail horribly}

@Sethth3Human No, you're getting another pair and I'm getting my own glasses back.

@FluffyDrkPrince I wasn’t exactly asking for your permission, we could always get you another pair though.

@Sethth3Human Uhhh.. Sorry, but no. We can get you another pair that's black.

@FluffyDrkPrince Nothing, no reason… You said your glasses were black, yes? I’ll uhm need to borrow them indefinitely.

@Sethth3Human Black-framed glasses. Why do you ask?

@FluffyDrkPrince That’s… that’s just how you normies see true geniuses! Disregarding your opinion of him, what color glasses did he happen to wear?

@Sethth3Human Yes, I have. He was... a interesting fellow.

@FluffyDrkPrince Say… have you ever met a bird who wears glasses before?

@Sethth3Human R-really? That's nice to hear.. You look pretty good with black glasses.

@FluffyDrkPrince I suppose so, I’ve only ever let my closest friends step on me but I can’t recall ever trying on someone else’s glasses. Purple looks nice on you.

@Sethth3Human Honestly.. Yes.. Being a step stool isn't too uncommon, I'm sturdy enough to stand on. I guess sharing glasses feels more.. personal?

@FluffyDrkPrince Ive watched your friends step on you, and this is weirder to you??

@Sethth3Human This is probably the strangest thing I've ever done and I've done a lot of strange things..

@FluffyDrkPrince Oh I-i do!? I mean obviously I do heh, t-thank you… you look nice too…

@Sethth3Human [Ralsei doing the same] W-wow.. It seems we have pretty similar prescriptions and you look nice with my glasses on.

@FluffyDrkPrince {they remove their glasses and pat around trying to find ralsei, after a short while they’re able to finally find his cheek with their hand and slide their glasses onto him}

@Sethth3Human R-right.. research. [Ralsei takes off his glasses]

@FluffyDrkPrince Uhm… I’m not opposed to trying it, BUT purely for research!

@Sethth3Human Well uhh.. Wanna t-try?

#deltarunespoilers #deltarunechapter5 i just made straight up bullshit

@Fluffiest_Goat R-really…? I mean of course you would, who wouldn’t! {they shuffle through the pages of their book, each filled with fantastical stories of Asgore and his accomplishments} Hmmm I uhm… don’t think you’d be intelligent enough to under, hmph!

@Sethth3Human I would like to here one of your stories!

I wish King Asgore would finally listen to one of my stories, I wrote them all for him after all…

@noemiconcarne //

the world NEEDS toby fox to come out as a transbian lolicon. we all know she’s been on E for 7 years. we all know she’s an umineko fan. it’s time to face reality