Simulated Steve

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@RetroMoviesDB Entertained me for 10 minutes until my mother got annoyed and threw it away.

Who remembers...

@delysidish @existentialgf Where do you get highly developed area? How much do you think people are charging for rent right now? Even the slums cost more than the average wage worker can afford on a single income.

@SimulatedSteve1 @existentialgf I’m totally lost in America. You can go to work for one hour and the minimum amount of money they are required to pay you can buy 60 eggs. I think that’s a pretty fair trade. Complaining you can’t live in a highly developed area is entitlement

i know what this is callED

@BrianRoemmele Poor robot youtu.be/2z2C4I5M8Yo?si…

This behavior will multiply and magnify more violently with the rise of Humanoid robots. The new underclass and the recipient of all anger of job loss in the unstable Interregnum period. Roaming Luddite gangs looking for “justice”. It will be a tuff time in human history.

@CNviolations It's interesting to watch women chastise men for doing the same weird stuff.

The first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

@MarkBestForex @existentialgf

@existentialgf @SimulatedSteve1 Pro tip, if you want to be rich, have rich parents.

@delysidish @existentialgf You mean the those rare people that real jobs that pay enough to live off of won't look twice at? Yeah, it sucks for them. Even food stamps isn't enough to feed you. (I hated being poor) Thankfully, most people don't have to be on food stamps for very long.

@SimulatedSteve1 @existentialgf Most people don’t have the discipline. I think lifetime food stampers are proof

@handleitgrips Schools start having "active shooter" drills in kindergarten, now. So sometime around then is a good time to start.

What age is the right age to teach about guns?

@historyinmemes That man should be proud to have been kicked out of her courtroom for standing up for himself.

When a judge called a doctor “honey” — and immediately realized it was a mistake.

@WholesomeMeme Or she could have told the father so he could come himself. What a horrible mother.

@existentialgf So I just need to move back in with my parents lol Screw this being a grown adult bs! 🤣

@SimulatedSteve1 yes that’s what i mean

@intotheunwell He looks so mean!

Eat your veggies, folks!

@louis21art @existentialgf

@SimulatedSteve1 @existentialgf i just choked on my water seeing this !!!

Becrowned isn’t just inspired by classic survival horror. It also draws from old-school horror films and the works of H.P. Lovecraft and Clive Barker.

@existentialgf I assume you mean her parent's (or someone else's) home. Most of my money goes to mortgage and utilities. If I didn't have to pay those, I'd probably also be retired by now.

@SimulatedSteve1 she lives at home yes that’s part of the saving

@jackunheard Give him a break. He probably has dementia.

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

@TansuYegen We need to take some lessons from those guys.

In China, schools show videos of hard daily work like construction farming to help kids understand their parents' sacrifices 🇨🇳 🔥

@NoNonsenseND Will wearing the autism bracelet make me dumber and like being in crowds?

Lol

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