@alphafox "I decided to be a whore and leave my husband and kid for selfish reasons. Now that I'm pregnant, I can post-position myself to do it all again because I'm just a girl"
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SoundingRodOfDoom
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@uwu_underground @Cloudflare No you can't push your own shit at a party that makes it seem like people there want to rape you. You can't be this fucking stupid
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Dear @Cloudflare our field team got kicked out of your party for handing out drink protection kits
By a Director of Sales.
Explain, slowly, what part of "don’t get drugged" conflicts with your brand and beliefs?
Go ahead we'll wait
⚠️ Mister Johnson ⚠️is @bsidessf & RSAC@mrjhnsn
Wow, kicked out of Cloudflare party for passing out drink protection. By a director of sales nonetheless.
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@wrldclass51nn3r Lmao you have flabby tits and hate a woman who can actually feed her child without have to go to a fuckin Walmart
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I did it
Gonna keep doing it
jill@wrldclass51nn3r
I am going to have sex with my Twitter crush on Valentine's Day
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@cardamomkiss I was saying your effort was wasted and you don't deserve congratulations
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@wrldclass51nn3r @cardamomkiss Oh no, someone's a retard
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@yvessirae Who makes the food and why are they compelled by another human being to sustain them
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The Florida Panther has been nearly wiped out. It's been reduced to only a small range, mostly just protected land in the Everglades.
Florida Panthers@FlaPanthers
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Basically zero Jews are allowed (by law or for fear of death) in the green places here but Israel (so small you can barely see it) is the “apartheid state” according to fucking morons like @camkasky.
RBe@RBPundit
Actually, it's pretty easy to prove Israel isn't an apartheid state. Israeli Arabs are full citizens who can own property, vote, and hold public office. That literally is impossible in an actual apartheid state. You IGNORANT FUCK.
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Why China chose not to take over Taiwan in this window still eludes me.
BRICS News@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇮🇷 Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi pushes Iran to negotiate terms with US for ending the war.
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@Daniel7Prinsloo To them, those actions are nothing. There is no sense of space or society around them. The world exists for them, as they're told from a child so there is absolutely no shame for letting toddler like ape instincts just go wild
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How is the world supposed to be controlled by those who can't even control themselves 😂😂😂
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every trans person ive met who’s had “:3 mrrp meow” humor has also been a pedophile im just saying
WillowTheFoxΘΔ🏳️⚧️🐾Pawbz are cute!🐾@Willowfoxxo
Nya nya! :3
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@GopeshKhetan Amazing amounts of cope coming from dalits that now have no more shitposting money
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Jobless Americans and racists realising they won’t be incentivised for tweeting racist shyt abt India or any other country anymore
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: X updates creator monetization to incentivize impressions from users in their home country.
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@Willowfoxxo Trans derangement syndrome is looking more and more like a mental illness with each passing day. Transphobes need an asylum or hard therapy
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"you always make things about you being trans"
-"join the 41%"
-"Ur a man"
-"YWNBAW"
-"Ur a freak"
Why you always make everything about hating trans people?
Legit fucking Trans Derangement Syndrome every time!
potatogreen3@potatogreen31
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“They’re not bothering nobody” STFU and get on your flight dummy. They’re not bothering YOU because that complexion protects you goofy. Fckn clown.
johnny maga@johnnymaga
NYC man reacts to ICE at the airport: “They’re good. They're here to help. They're not botherin nobody. As long as they can check my bagz n get me on my flight, I'm good to go. I wanna get to the Bahamas. I want outta here.” This is so Brooklyn lol.
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@Lucas_Oil I am confused. The text is talking about engines and cold starts. The picture is a Speed Wax.
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Winter doesn’t just test drivers — it tests engines. Cold starts, short trips, and sitting fuel don’t stop just because the calendar says spring is close.
Reduce dry starts, fuel breakdown and other cold-weather issues — right through the final stretch of the season.
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@Lucas_Oil Oops, someone forgot to update the marketing account
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Hasan responds to the backlash surrounding his 690 dollar shirt, implies he puts his money where his mouth is but 99% of that will never be known
“They don’t realize that 1, ppl send me free sh*t all the time, 2 ppl gift me sh*t all the time..not that it even matters even if I go out and purchase it on my own, who gaf..ur an idiot, u think the price of this button up shirt is the reason why Cubans are suffering?”
“It makes sense that propaganda works on the hogs..I get it, when ppl are like but what abt the optics..tf u mean? I’m literally in Cuba”
“Ya u will never know..hopefully u will never know”
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@ItsNightzy @UPS You have to go to small claims court. When they don't show up, get a constable to go with you to a UPS store to enforce judgement with an appraiser.
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So @UPS still owes me close to $1,000 for mishandling the tariffs on 3 packages and charging me an incorrect 200% tariff. They have dragged their feet for SEVEN MONTHS with nothing to show. It is nearly impossible to get a response from anyone there. (cont)
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