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@SkySportsNews League what??😳🤯 I thought it pronounced as League "O-N-E" 😅

BREAKING: Ligue 1 have postponed PSG's game against Lens. PSG play Liverpool in the quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League 🌍

@notcee_fan Open a criminal case bru, teach that psycho a lesson

all i did was take her phone and run to the bathroom

@Ed_UberDriver Khuzeka!!

The bond between Zulus and dialling wrong numbers is quite strong.

@lindzmlangeni @JesseSA555 Danko.

@SphaNetto @JesseSA555 Congratulations

What are some of the mistakes you’ve made in running your first business?

@AladyPL Offer them sweets

What is a nice way of telling umuntu ukuthi umlomo uyanuka

Haircuts are now lasting 5 days max. By day 7 you look like an SRC President.

@xplorerzim I can do it with ease!

No man can do this!!😅

@PhuthiniOyimele @Radebe_merci @TelkomZA @Vodacom Pre-paid?

@SphaNetto @Radebe_merci @TelkomZA That’s too much I’m spending R300 @Vodacom 100 GB anytime & 100 GB night owl

Guys how much money do you spend on WiFi / data ?

@PhuthiniOyimele @Radebe_merci @TelkomZA @Vodacom Damn!! Thats a bargain, what's the duration?

@lindzmlangeni @JesseSA555 Yea a lot, im now supplying eggs to 5 local tuckshops.

@SphaNetto @JesseSA555 You’ve learned from this mistake

The upcoming Soweto Legends Derby between @KaizerChiefs Legends and @orlandopirates Legends is scheduled for Sunday, 29 March 2026 at Moses Mabhida, Kick-odf at 15:30. This exhibition clash has recently been approved as an annual event starting this year

Top Stories! #SAPS Leadership Crisis: National Police Commissioner  #FannieMasemola  has been summoned to court in connection with a R360 million tender scandal involving  Vusimusi #catMatlala Police Corruption Crackdown: Twelve high-ranking police officers, including brigadiers and major-generals, were arrested in an alleged tender corruption case linked to Medicare24. Fuel Price Warnings: Energy Minister  Gwede Mantashe and Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana are monitoring volatile global oil prices sparked by Middle East tensions. While there are no immediate shortages, a cabinet committee is reviewing possible fuel levy cuts to ease the burden on motorists.

@Ms_Logical Lespoki!! @Betway_za 😭😭

name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs

@sinovuyo001 You trynna tell us that you dont know your father? Cz he is the only man who can do that

Where can I find a Man that will take care of me financially without asking for sex?

@sinovuyo001 Has your dad passed on?

@AndyPhylany But most of them they dont take those advices, a woman would speak bad about men but afike kweyakhe indoda enze the opposite .

Gents have you ever seated next to a group of ladies and overheard the kinda shitty advices they give to each other about men?

@lekoloanemanam2 Working conditions are perfect but the salary🥺😭

Are you happy with your current job guys? I am happy but the salary is not make sure for a whole Supervisor 😭💔

@NotThatDip True.

@SphaNetto Most of them just pretend for each other... They don't really l!ke each other

First sign of a useless g!rlfriend is this right here 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

@_IDyan_endala @lindzmlangeni Smooth Bru.

@SphaNetto @lindzmlangeni We in Engineering consulting bro. Nothing has gone bad yet, it's the struggle with tenders, otherwise there hasn't been any mistakes on our side. Running it with a friend