Lee Collier

The time has come again when we remind all fans of #classiccars, #retro vehicles & Youtube's @SplitLee to get tickets sorted for @OhsoretroEvents Show - 25th Sep. It's more than just a #motorshow it's a fun filled family-friendly day, one that enhances Thanet's events calendar.

People from Facebook logging into the Twitter account they made in 2009.

Does anyone know how Fatima got on during her first day at Facebook?

.@tiktok_uk u ok hun? X #InternetShutDown

May as well whilst Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are down.

Shit. So #WhatsApp must run on diesel 😳

I am available to send messages.

Can someone put 50p in @Facebook please..

Are you coming to gorgeous Margate today! Yay you!!!! Also: please take your litter home with you, you filthy animals. (And if you’re offended that local businesses & people are pleading with you to be decent humans, then you’re part of the problem). Have a ruddy fabulous day.

@NovalutionGSi @veedubhev @iiangte @AutoFestHW @OhsoretroEvents Why not just a list of everyone’s address? Email and phone number? Like you would for a booking?

@veedubhev @iiangte @AutoFestHW Would Lee be able to help out? @OhsoretroEvents @SplitLee

Can anyone recommend an online booking system that doesn’t cost the earth? Need to use one for Auto Fest to help cover my @AutoFestHW event to ensure we comply with government guidelines. Thanks in advance 👍

Love is like a movie studio. Universal. Wait we can do better than that too. #PrideLondon #Pride

Love is like seagulls. Everywhere. Wait we can do better. #PrideLondon #Pride

Today was HOT. 30c in a suit isn’t fun.

Congratulations you have passed MONDAY. The next level is TUESDAY. This game is terrible.

@THELewisDorsett Bloody hell.

It's alive!! 24 months in the garage 👍#mini #realmini #noneofthatgermanshit #classicmini @SplitLee

@cassie_collier_ Hey

@Robjwinter1 I'm proper cracking up still

Autocorrect won't learn 'fuck' but capitalises Coca Cola. If you don't think this is evidence of embedded bias, duck off.

@Robjwinter1 this 😂😂😂 facebook.com/DankMemesFromO…

So much hype for Oasis tonight! Disappointed Noel wasn't there!