Spooky

@StygianAdara @jothwip If you need your kids to fear you to listen to you then you're a bad parent

@jothwip The only thing you KNOW will get through is a spanking. Something that will not injure the child, nor even be THAT particularly painfuk(if you do it right) but is just enough of a show of force to FINALLY get across that the child is not untouchable.

If your boss spanked you for doing a bad job at work, that would be assault and sexual harassment. But when you do it to children it's just rough parenting. This is because you do not see children as people

@CameronDiro @frogman19999 @LudwigAhgren Paws is probably the last place I would've guessed ngl

@frogman19999 @LudwigAhgren They sweat from their paws man, we learned this after getting the question wrong

no stream tonight I played some bar trivia with Pete and Cam we got dead fucking last cam is dumb as rocks

@South_Sider2k5 @chris_ster46984 @tsmitty27 @mymixtapez Guy who went to public school, uses public roads, has checked out a book from a public library

@chris_ster46984 @tsmitty27 @mymixtapez I couldn't care less about people who suck the government tit, privide for yourselves.

Florida mom in tears as she is about to lose her Section 8 housing assistance after starting a new job: “I feel like I got punished for trying and getting a job”

@PlasticWig @cuntstain69 So it's like sprite but with lemon?

@cuntstain69 have you heard that Sprit just refreshed its logo by adding what they call the lemon

Sprit just refreshed its logo that adding what they call the lemon.

@rebeliousgoy @blacknredtext @ariklus1 Just gotta get one good cut and it'll bleed out

@blacknredtext @ariklus1 Attack when it's full and/or sleeping go for the eyes steal bones from whatever it was eating and fashion them into spears and just go to town on the bastard till one of us dies

Interesting scenario

@prasinussolari @RealPostFolder You're replying to reddit screenshot on twitter from a gimmick account. How are you going to add your two cents and then say it's between them? 😭

@SpookyGodzilla @RealPostFolder Cool. That's between them, then.

@DevinThorn10670 @comrade_pabs "It has led to" is a funny way of saying "America has created"

@comrade_pabs reminder that every single time communism has been tried it has led to famine, mass murder, and war. It's got an incredible track record. No other social structure is so consistent.

Boomers and gen x love to pretend like they know more about communism than you because they grew up in the middle of the Cold War amidst rampant anti-communist propaganda with very few ways of fact checking it and no incentive to hear the other side out.

@prasinussolari @RealPostFolder They're a person living in that household too. They are allowed to exist, even if it's slightly inconvenient for others

@RealPostFolder Maybe you should respect your house rules/people that live there and don't order midnight donuts. If you're not adult enough to go get it yourself then you shouldn't be making other people do it and then blame them for the trouble you get in.

@MediumSizeMeech @JosherGrobin @jppigeon60 Luckily we also have a screenshot of her tweet in your post. We truly have the best of both worlds here

@JosherGrobin @jppigeon60 There’s a such thing as posterity, stupid. And now her tweet is deleted so the linked tweet doesn’t even make sense

Twitter is such a funny place

@SocraticViper @KaushalMok68411 @ScarletBlkflame @bee_my_girl Gotta love that christian love of "kill or be killed"

@KaushalMok68411 @ScarletBlkflame @bee_my_girl You prefer to be the colonized or the colonizer? Please tell me a country that is so innocent they didn’t fight for their borders and maybe we can move there and sing kumbaya

My partner mentioned that they were Buddhist culturally to one of the Christian missionaries on our college campus and the guy said "Jesus rose from the dead. Do you know who never rose from the dead? Buddha." and they replied "Yeah dude that was kinda the whole point" LMAO

@SlimWeepaw @DiscussingFilm Because people use Skylar being slightly annoying as a way to validate their misogyny

@DiscussingFilm Why is he defending a fictional character like she's real. If anyone is attacking the actress because of the role that's stupid but him defending a fictional character to show how much of a lefty feminist he is like dude go touch grass omg

Bryan Cranston has defended Skyler White after Frankie Muniz said he wanted her to die in ‘BREAKING BAD’. “Let me get this straight... Her husband leaves without any explanation, she's pregnant, he's making crystal meth, and people have died... and she's the bitch?” (Source: @firstwefeast)

@horizon_born @excailyburs @ohlookitsrafa I mean, sports fans pay monthly fees to get the sports channels and then buy merch and tickets. The entertainment industry is just that, entertainment for money. This is just a different form

@excailyburs @ohlookitsrafa To this day, my mind can't comprehend the fact that there are people out there actually donating money to these clowns. At least if they were good people and you wanted to support their content, but nah, just some losers getting rich just by yapping for 3-4 hours a day

Thirty niggas whose jobs consist of sitting on a chair and talking “couldn’t show up” id tweak too

@uwunetes @stupidtechtakes Tell that to my fan blowing directly into the mic

@stupidtechtakes yeah that's mb I forgot about that, but even still I imagine the bandwidth from that isn't that crazy considering there can't be that much audio going on when sleeping

i wonder how much sleep calls cost discord and whether theyve specifically accounted for it or not

@GayJ__ @eminemjrxx This is why I quit vaping, too many sweats

@eminemjrxx the people need to be vapemaxxing

set my vape down and forgot where and then gave myself the ick looking as hard as I was for it. Does the 27 year old baby need his fruity flavored nicotine pacifier?

@kebabenseLSS @Zachary12715940 @roomrotter420 @FightStorage Red40 is the lifeblood of this God fearing country you stupid son of a bitch

@Zachary12715940 @roomrotter420 @FightStorage Bruh, it's animal shit, which is mostly greens, human shit has a bunch of chemicals like, wtf is red40

Good boy

@TheKindAnGentle @HokageYami @Embrigh @EricMTerrill1 Yeah you need your shit blown off smooth yesterday bro

@SpookyGodzilla @HokageYami @Embrigh @EricMTerrill1 Ignoring the needs of innocent people to pursue revenge fantasies is a better descriptor of flooding the country with the entire third world to get racial revenge on whites for daring to colonize and introduce modern technology and democracy and rights for women to them.

it's kinda your job as a parent to teach your kids how to interact with the world. this poor kid has no idea what anything is and he's 20

@TheKindAnGentle @HokageYami @Embrigh @EricMTerrill1 That's a dumbass quote and completely ignores the needs of the innocent people to justify fuckass revenge fantasies. This is the real world where real issues require real thinking and real work.

@HokageYami @Embrigh @EricMTerrill1 Kindness to the criminal is cruelty to the innocent son. You'll understand when youre older and less a man child.

What did they do on 9/11 before planes were invented?

@Rane3560 They'd be a day old bro

They should invent someone who wants me romantically

Leon's quips are just verbal parries. He really parries everything