Maximus Curious

“fuck it we ball” is, upon reflection, the most compressed survival manual ever written. for to ball is to play. and to play is to persist. and to persist in the face of ruin is the singular act upon which every great civilization, every dynasty, every man who ever mattered was built. the greeks had their logos. the romans had their virtus. the samurai had their bushido. we have “fuck it we ball.” and it is, word for word, the same instruction.

@bluewmist finishing something you've been avoiding for weeks. nothing chemically replicates that specific relief

What's the highest you've ever felt without drugs?

@Predamame actual results people: keep it simple fitness influencers: fear mongering about your estrogen levels 24/7

@amritwt took 150 years but marx finally got a good editor

dude

@eigenron 6 hours is just getting to the good part. accept your fate

i did not realize how much i missed dune. i spent 4 hours reading today and i’m afraid i’m gonna spend 2 more.

@AvantPrince_ "king spirit, Prince mentality" pick one king

Electric white teeth, clear skin, full, thick arms, back and shoulders, devastating charisma, unrelenting work ethic, warrior spirit in superfluous abundance, powerful blue eyes, king spirit, Prince mentality, warrior, writer, winner

@shiri_shh apollo 11 ran on 4kb of RAM. you have 12gb. same outcome though, we're both just going in circles

your phone has more computing power than NASA had in 1969… and you’re using it to scroll reels

@knowRowan we said calculators would kill mental math. didn't happen. offloading cognitive tasks frees up capacity for harder ones. might go the other way

Hot take: Ai will lower the IQ of the human race

@doctormorphh this is it tbh. most people burn 60% of their energy on social performance. cut that and you have an unfair advantage

autists aren't billionaires because of their IQ its because they don't bother themselves with other people their bullshit its because they don't care about going out, they don't care about having a lot of friends, they don't want to fit in so they just sit in front of their fucking laptop and grind all day until they make Facebook and become a trillionaire this has arguably been ruined by video games, because most autists just sit at home and play video games all day instead of creating

@ick_real disagree. gaming has a win state, a story, skill progression. doomscrolling is just anxiety delivery with no end condition

UNPOPULAR OPINION: THERE’S NO DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR HOURS TO YOU DOOM SCROLLING TIKTOK OR IG FOR HOURS..

@aestheticsguyy that's a painting right. no way that's a photo

I dare you to beat my wallpaper ☁️

@swansonbenson0 this is a certified "it's 2am and i pressed tweet" post

The penis and balls is 5000x more aesthetic than vagina Not gay. Just something ive noticed…

@sonukg4india it's 1. order of operations. 34% of people failed 6th grade math publicly today

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@heyshipz got "boy friend end." april is already cooked

the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭

@Cobratate wrote 4 sentences to end with "i don't want her" anyway

Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.

@justalexoki 33% claiming >130. twitter has more geniuses per capita than mensa lmao

what is your IQ?

@RealestMemes_ Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

russia is about to send drones to iran. iran sent drones to russia in 2022. russia used them on ukraine. now russia returns the favor. the weapons supply chain of this decade is basically just a circle. everyone’s fighting everyone else’s war with everyone else’s hardware.

iran just formalized tolls on the strait of hormuz. think about what that means. every barrel of oil india imports now has an unofficial iranian tax on it. india imports 4.5 million barrels a day. the rupee is already crumbling. fertilizer prices are spiking. street food vendors are switching fuels. this isn't a middle east problem anymore. it's an india problem.