Stuart Jeffries

"Put the rake down. I don't wanna sit around watching you 'give it your best.' Either stop sucking or get the fuck out of the way."

"You came out of your mom looking like shit. She thought you were beautiful. Don't know what scared me most, your looks or her judgment."

"You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option. Example: We're eating at The Olive Garden."

If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you. some.ly/cFjgjC

I can't stand being paralyzed

Il Matto: Designed for the Mad Man of Tribeca:http://designcrave.com/2010-09-20/il-matto-designed-for-the-mad-man-of-tribeca/

(970): He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag

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