Terrance MacDonald

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Terrance MacDonald

Terrance MacDonald

@TerranceMac01

Retired Designer, 2x cancer survivor, no F's left to give 😁 Destiny 2 Titan main

Tham gia Ekim 2022
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox·
Jeff Dunham performed for 4,000 Muslims in Abu Dhabi. Two nights later, he performed for 4,000 Jewish people in Tel Aviv without changing a word of the show. After hearing what happened, Bill Maher was so astonished he told him he should do a documentary on it. DUNHAM: “Doing a show there for 4,000 Muslims, and all in the front rows were the guys in the white dishdashas and the women in the black… And I did the same show with Achmed, the dead terrorist, and that was their favorite character.” MAHER: “It’s my favorite, too.” DUNHAM: “Thanks! Well, two nights later, I’m in the middle of Tel Aviv, Israel, doing the exact same show for 4,000 Jewish people. Didn’t change a word of the show. And they all loved it equally the same. So my big thing is I truly feel this world is filled with good people that all want the same things… And it takes a handful of idiots to f*ck it up for everybody else.” MAHER: “You know what you should do? … You should do that as a documentary special.” DUNHAM: “Oh…” MAHER: “The same show in both those cities. Put stuff in the middle. Little interviews here and there… But show the same material, from that character working in both those cities. I think that would be very powerful. A lot of people would watch that. I would definitely watch that.”
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GJake@GernaderJake·
Listen, I’m excited to play Destiny 2 tomorrow… But I think I’d rather the servers completely crash from the insane flood of people trying to login. Would you rather be able to play all day? Or would you rather we completely kill the servers?
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Terrance MacDonald
Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@AreOhEssEyeEe There are none so blind as those who will not see. Alternatively, there are none so dumb as those who will not think!🤨
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🇨🇦Unacceptable Canadian Girl🇨🇦
Actually Rick it's not "bs." The unvaccinated could NOT leave the country. We were not allowed on trains or planes and the borders were closed to us as well. You can't honestly be this stupid can you?
Rick Tremblay@RickTrembl35994

@AreOhEssEyeEe You could have left the country at any time you wanted. Its the other countries that didnt want you, either. So cut out the bs.

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Sofia
Sofia@Sofia50020Sofia·
I got 8 points,you?
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Terrance MacDonald
Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@Gunblaze1969 I slap them, then immediately apologize saying " it didn't look like you were going to stop and I panicked"! 😆🤣
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Terrance MacDonald
Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@WrathOfFreya I'm a Titan main, so anything that goes Boom, and preferably causes AOE damage ( see Sunshot or Gjallarhorn) is My meat and potatoes. 😁🤣👍
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
This week Moby showed how to change the world with a single act of defiance. Amazing bravery, nothing will ever be the same after he put his middle finder up to a sign. Stunning and brave.
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Terrance MacDonald
Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@AreOhEssEyeEe In a sane and rational society people would have conversations, debates, even arguments, but these people Demand slavish obedience to Their ideologies. We Need to push back to survive. 😒
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🇨🇦Unacceptable Canadian Girl🇨🇦
I was banned from society for a year. I wasn't allowed to attend funerals, concerts, go to restaurants, see dying loved ones in the hospital or leave the country. So to the inclusive woke pride crowd that's so accepting of everyone, don't give me your lies about everyone being included when you clapped like seals and happily participated in ostracizing and treating myself and many others like trash over a personal decision. Don't tell me to get over it. I will NEVER get over it.
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Terrance MacDonald
Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@ThrillaRilla369 Teaching kids responsibility should Never be outdated if you ever expect them to grow up to be responsible adults.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Outdated or not, I believe teaching kids to help around the house is still good parenting.
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Ashlar@RealAshlar·
My kids don't believe me 🙄 anyone else?
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Sovey@SoveyX·
A Blue Whale's butthole can stretch to approximately 3½ feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet next to your ex.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
How do you feel when you see someone recording themselves paying it forward or doing a good deed? Does it feel less genuine?
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Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@BhattiLaib9960 Just because the "Industry" has decided what a "Fair" tip is, doesn't make it obligatory to the customer. The wait staff is the Restaurant's employee, Not the Customer's.
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Maria Rose ❤️
Maria Rose ❤️@BhattiLaib9960·
She left this note under the bill for the waiter and they were p!ssed . Was she wrong to say this?? What do you think?
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Terrance MacDonald
Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@Sassafrass_84 Order a Double Bacon sandwich, with Bacon toppings, and an Extra large side of Bacon sprinkled with Bacon Bits. 😋😆😆🖕
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Order more 🥓. You?!
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Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@Sofia50020Sofia It's not as scary as a lot of people seem to think it is. For myself I find it very peaceful. I have friends but I'm not beholden to anyone but myself. 🙂
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Sofia@Sofia50020Sofia·
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Terrance MacDonald@TerranceMac01·
@AreOhEssEyeEe Of course it was done on Purpose. It's not about protecting the citizens of our country, it's not even about flooding our country with foreigners eager to vote for them. It's about gaining Absolute Control over what the people say, do or think, where we work and where we shop. 🤬
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
This is funny! 🤣 I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it". If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
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