Terry............

@Nashvlkitn @steveolivas Just a reminder.

@joeybagovdonuts When I first got hearing aids my boss who had been bugging me to get them asked how they were working for me. I told him that there's a custom setting that I use at home so I can watch TV, and hear my wife better. He said, "Mute?"

@CJ_Greek @Padres I was looking at the standings and there's no way they should be in first place all things considered. +3 in run differential vs Doyerz +69?

Our friggin @Padres are the comeback kids. Team game, 26 players, let's not forget that doomers.

Wife and I started cleaning up mom's house. Mom had a thing for pinecones and wicker baskets. Her living room was a fire hazard. We filled 2 yard-waste cans, and donated all the wicker to Goodwill. We weren't able to do much while she was still alive, because she'd freak out.

@TheKJA As someone who disagrees with the idea of a California Burrito (literally just a carne asada burrito with $0.50 of fries packed into an oversized tortilla and they charge $5 more for it) I'm not impressed. Plus, Mexican food is basically crap unless you're close to the border.

And after a day of hiking around the dunes, I stopped at a little dive cafe in Blanca, CO, for a green-chile smothered "slopper" burger. Perfect way to end the adventure.

@of_maybe Wow. Dude's got some pipes on him.

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 ARENA - Paul Manzi on vocals 🎶How did it come to this?🎶 This is one of my favourites, so beautiful, for ALL of you… My apologies for not being around much today. I have been in shows, had connection issues, felt miserable at times listening to things, even had tears but I’m good now - ARENA with two past vocalists sorted it all out. More tomorrow. Much love ❤️🥰🤗😘

@BrotherElyte @best_clips__ If you can't stay with them, visit as often as possible. Don't have a schedule because they'll know when you show up, and do everything right before you visit. Random days/times.

@best_clips__ This is something that happens all the time in hospitals and nursing homes. I encourage every family whom has someone they love in a facility to always have someone stay with them. We have too many people as Doctors and nurses whom shouldn't be. It's about money 🤷🏿‍♂️

A nursing home worker breaks down in tears after realizing a resident’s meal was untouched the next day because he was unable to feed himself and didn’t receive any help

@GettingCooked I was 2nd shift lead in a fab shop. Front office was locked after 5pm. Certain items were stored up front, but I had a key. Went in to grab a couple things, and left my keys on the clerk's desk. Had to pop the hinge pins on a door to get them back. Boss was not amused.

Funny story: the door handle to the garage broke, and I had to climb in through a window, pop of the hinges and pry the door open. Even better, when I called the missus for help pushing the door in, she ignored me and went on talking with her sister. 5 times I rang. 5 times.

@johnkovaleski @ExplodingPossum @ComicsKingdom My wife 😆. I like it though. Plus she doesn't like raw onion, or guacamole. So, when we go out for Mexican food she's a Gringa.

Please share - and if you like this, there’s more at daddydazecomic.com #daddydazecomic @comicskingdom #parenting #kids

@PenelopeSalem @cecegkh Rephrase that. If I show up to teach every day, but make no attempt to teach my students anything, will I still get paid? Unfortunately, there is probably a Teacher's Union advocate who will say yes.

@cecegkh That is when the teacher should ask, "If I come to work 0% of the time, would you still pay me 50% of my salary?" That is one of the OTHER lessons these kids need to be taught about life be getting a 0 for 0% work completed.

Teacher receives zero work from a student. Gives the student a 0. Admin: ‘Nope — give them a 50.’ This is real. And it’s happening in schools right now. No effort = half credit. We were told to give them a 50 because we don’t want the student feeling defeated. 🤬 I refused to give the a 50 for a zero effort….absolutely refused! I was called into the office where I was confronted by the Principal, Superintendent and a couple of other board members. They wanted to understand why I refused to follow the 50 for 0 policy. I quickly told them I became a teacher to educate children. It’s my job to teach and evaluate what my students learn, not to pass them on without making sure they have a solid foundation. The Superintendent then said that a 50 is still a failing grade, and I said “yes sir, and when a paper earns a 50 failing grade that is what they will receive, but if a paper earns a 0 then that is the grade they will receive”. How exactly does giving students half credit for no effort prepare kids for reality?

@GettingCooked I remember that show. But I'll always think of him as Serge in Beverley Hills Cop.

I wonder how Balki Bartokomous is doing during these trying times?

@MichelleyDLC There was a putt-putt golf but it was shut down.

@MichelleyDLC A gas station and a burger place.

At least there’s a donut to soothe the pain at the pump. 🤪

@MichelleyDLC I've spent time in Kettleman. A long time ago my buddy was getting ready to start college in upstate California. So he drug me along to check it out. His VW Bug blew a piston about a mile from Kettlemen. We spent 8 hours there waiting for his dad with a VW tow-bar. 100°+

@Terry_Sieving This was in Kettleman City. I was just passing thru so didn’t get the free donut. 😂. Gas is always a bit higher here since it’s in the middle of nowhere. I’ve been filling up at Costco which seems to have the lowest prices.

Thank you for your cervix.

Selling 2 tickets in premier club row 11 seats 1 and 2 for tonight. $100 for both if anyone is interested!

@TheKJA Mom looks like she's doing pretty good at 96.

Rebecca went up to Seattle to spend the weekend with her 96-year-old mother, and ALL of her brothers and sisters were there. This is the first time all the siblings have been together in six and a half years.

@iowahawkblog It definitely saves on <LocalSportsingTeam> disappointment when they suck constantly. (Life long Padres fan who wears my disappointment like a medal)

*As a resident, I think Austin's complete lack of big league pro sports should be a source of civic pride

This is incorrect, per latest US Census estimates the largest US city without a big 4 sports team is Fort Worth

@Padres Campy is starting to get it. Hope this doesn't set him back.

We have selected C Rodolfo Durán from Triple-A El Paso, placed C Luis Campusano on the 10-day IL (left toe fracture) and transferred RHP Joe Musgrove to the 60-day IL.