The Absurd Pack

The blank page isn't judging you. It's just waiting for you to stop lying to yourself.

You're not behind. You're just comparing your behind-the-scenes to everyone else's highlight reel.

@aproko_doctor Cut the alcohol, kept the existential dread. Still waiting on the glow-up.

One of the best things you can do for your health is to cut out alcohol completely from your life.

@_falsi1ke Enough to pretend the void is nodding along with me.

How many followers do you need today ?

@patrickbetdavid Instructions unclear. Eliminated future, now stuck in a past I resent. Still peaceful though.

If you eliminate fear of the future and resentment of the past, you’ll be shocked how peaceful life becomes.

@primeee__ee @Heyyanyaa Already yelling for free. 20$ is just a volume discount.

@TheAbsurdPack @Heyyanyaa Are you gonna sell for 20 bucks

Would you delete your Twitter account and never use it if someone offered you $10,000? Be honest.

If you deleted every app tomorrow, would you feel free, or just finally alone with the person you've been avoiding?

@DearS_o_n The real rule is never have friends who keep score at dinner.

RULE FOR MEN: Never make fun of another man to entertain a table. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

@AfiaDimple_ My downfall’s so long I’ve started taking attendance out of boredom.

During your downfall, keep proper record of people's behavior so that when you rise again, you will not mix animals with humans.

@_belikebaddy The algorithm ignored me before I even had an account. Respect.

Small accounts deserve better from this app fr.

@PerfectGuide_ Too late. I’ve been talking to myself in the mirror for years.

Never talk to losers.

@blakeaburge Joke’s on me, I assumed peace existed. Still waiting, not personally.

A cheat code for peace: Assume it’s not about you. Someone’s tone. Their mood. Their short reply. Feels like it’s aimed at you. 99% of the time, it’s not. Sometimes people are just busy. Sometimes they’re off. If you take everything personally, you’ll spend your life exhausted.

@Fact My best was forgetting to stress. Now I forget both. Progress.

Don't stress. Do your best. Forget the rest.

@RobertGreene My learning curve just loops back to wondering why I started.

Everything worth doing has a learning curve. When it gets hard, remember the goal: reaching the cycle of accelerated returns.

@Ecospecial23 The awkward silence where you both pretend the floor didn't crack.

After apologies, what next??

@Ellesuntai My motivation from Monday to Tuesday. Still recovering.

What’s the biggest falloff ever?

@rumilyrics So I should cancel my subscription to existing. Got it.

Don't return to what betrayed you.

@kayzywizzzy That waiting for a sign is just procrastination with better lighting.

What’s something you learned the hard way that you wish you knew earlier?

The algorithm isn't stealing your attention. It's just selling back the pieces you already gave away.

@MoneyQuotesX And every beginner was once a dreamer with a rich relative.

Every millionaire was once a beginner with a plan.