Kate Lambert

@johnaitken69 I’m in a south Cambridgeshire pub (don’t ask) with only old folk in it. I think I tested a couple of pacemakers with that couple of minutes!

Double get in!!! Howay the lads! #NUFC #Geordies #NEWTOT

Such a shame to miss @HappyWoman9 tonight. Entry organisation at @MarymoorConcert was ATROCIOUS. #utterbollocks

@17thMaySeattle Newcomer to Ballard here - suddenly hundreds of no parking signs have popped up on our street and the surrounding ones. Where are we meant to park on Tuesday?!

Another @TheNewsAgents episode about the London rental market. Utterly depressing but even more so as a one property landlord who has to rent and whose rental income is a full £1k short of the mortgage per month. Not all landlords are arseholes…

Well. What a great weekend for footie results. 4 teams to support. 12 points won! Howay the Lads and Lasses 💪 ✅ @NUFC ✅ @NUFCWomen ✅ @SoundersFC ✅ @OLReign

@johnaitken69 I was flying blind!

@Tooncat @GamingSociety @RoughTumblePub I can’t believe you didn’t back UCONN…

Women’s NCAA tournament bracket submitted via ⁦@GamingSociety⁩. I guess I’m invested in college basketball now. Frankly, I’m blaming ⁦@RoughTumblePub⁩! (And no - I haven’t a bloody clue what I’m doing!) #BritAbroad

@Ticketmaster Application Error showing in payment section - how do I check out and secure the ticket?

NF the HOPE TOUR: Today is the day! The the Verified Fan sale happens TODAY, 4/5, at 10:00am local venue time. If you have a unique access code, you'll be able to join. Tickets are sold on a first-come, first-served basis — waitlisted fans may recieve a code if tickets remain.

I’m still not used to seeing the Hawk’s 5am “ready?” tweets just as I’m going to bed. #britabroad

Overly excited about my first 100% score on the @QuizQuizQuiz Friday Quiz! 💪 qqq.vc/friquiz

Every time I see UK news and think we’re avoiding a dumpster fire I’m reminded that this is our new home. What a fucking arsehole @RepBarryMoore is. JFC.

WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

@NUFC WTF?

39' Joelinton has the ball in the net but it's been ruled out for a handball. 🤷‍♂️ [0-0] #SOUNEW // #NUFC

I’m over the moon that @RoughTumblePub are doing brilliantly but after not getting in twice in a couple of days because they were full I’m wondering if we’ll ever see the inside again 🤣🤣

Holy shit. This. I cannot believe how hard it is to transfer funds and pay people from an actual bank account in this bloody country.

@johnaitken69 Every viewing, every angle, I still think “how?!” What a (bloody frustrating at times) player for us!

I remember watching this live in the Gallowgate end and being absolutely amazed that he’d managed it.

Which copy of #JAWS (the #book) do you own? instagram.com/p/CnRpyQEM-d6/

@NUFC 🤦🏼

1' CLOSE! Almost the perfect start as Almirón finds Willock on the left who then crosses for Longstaff who misses the target at the back post. [0-0] #NEWLEI // #NUFC

@johnaitken69 I didn’t think Ritchie had too bad a game. I’m still bemused about Wood getting any time on the pitch however.

@SavMondo He had a decent game. In stark contrast to Murphy, Lewis, Richie, Wood or, indeed, Anderson. The latter needs to recognise that he isn’t a patch on Waddle or Gascgoine at the same age. BUFFS.

Everyone stop saying Manquillo needs to go. I like him.

On this day in 2001: Newcastle come back from 3-1 down at Elland road to win 4-3 in the 90th min (Bellamy, Elliot, Shearer, Solano)