Meryl

@annie_hartnett This is incredible.

taking this to the frame store and asking them to make it as large as possible, gonna hang it in the living room and she will protect this house

@clhubes @made_in_cosmos Thank you for this.

@clhubes Or just a cute "I think we might have to try for another time. The poop's outside the diaper."

@clhubes @violindan Are there other podcasts like this I should know about?

@yrfriendamelia @clhubes "The 'uhh' song" - so accurate. He also calls it the "Sheryl" song, since I told him it was Sheryl Crow.

@clhubes I walk in a slow circle around my living room (we race the cars on the edges of pieces of furniture?) at least 40 times a day. And "Real Gone" from Cars has to be playing the entire time.

After changing my toddler's diaper in a plane bathroom this past week, I can honestly say that nothing at work is THAT stressful.

@clhubes We call this a "surfboard exit" in our family. Sometimes you just gotta. I hope my son never figures out the carseat buckles...

@buzzusborne Make this please.

@clhubes Whenever I feel this guilt (every week), I just try to remember that my mom plopped me in front of TV shows ALL the time. And I turned out fine. I think?

@dave__whiteside Be in charge of post-partum rules for guests. IMO, they should stay for 1 hour TOPS and bring food. You're the one who should usher that great aunt out the door. :)

A big question for anyone who has given birth: What is one thing that your partner did, said or brought to the hospital that really helped you through your birth experience? Expecting dad hoping to support his wife in the best ways possible here ready to take notes. 🗒️

@lycheefrut Humans are boring. I prefer aliens.

@CaseyStockstill @jesshardie @clhubes My son says "aw, biscuits!" when he's frustrated. If that's not a win, I don't know what is.

@clhubes Truly wild. I've never felt so ready to murder someone in my life.

@clhubes @defnot3owls Stroller walks straight up saved me. Love 'em.

@clhubes You'll also have to start feeding your 8 children homemade crackers and bone broths.

@clhubes [Googles kinetic sand and buys it immediately]

@clhubes @made_in_cosmos Ughhh. His teachers are definitely starting to give me looks. I like your rule. I gotta figure out some more tactics.

@clhubes @made_in_cosmos Same! And now the jackets... the fucking jackets. Is 30 degrees too cold to leave the house without one?

@clhubes Or when they turn into an actual surfboard in the carseat. Do you take out their knees? Honestly... asking for a friend.