Osric Kabal

[Osric Kabal, Scion of the Neo Institute] “It is my belief that there is not a single Pokemon out there, no matter how wild or dangerous they seem, that lacks the capacity to be a friend to humanity.” Pokemon Trainer OC Retweets and Likes appreciated! #PTRP #MVRP #PKMNRP

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@HaileStormx "...My bodyguard?" Osric's calm, evil smile and eyes to his credit did not change upon hearing that, though he did comment. "...You said you and your Pokemon were planning on beating me up earlier."

@Ultra_Trainer "Yes! We!" She would help him with his tie. If it wasn't perfectly symmetrical to his suit, she would riot. "Now I know how dangerous this mission is, I can't leave you to go on your own! What if you got hurt? I'll come along as your bodyguard!"

"Hey @Ultra_Trainer, I have a super duper serious question for you."

@HaileStormx "We?" Osric would continue to act the spy, adjusting his spy-suit tie, "You wanted to know what my mission was, you did not say anything about joining me on this expedition." He also did not say it was a Legendary Pokemon, but he was sort of too far now to dissuade her.

@Ultra_Trainer He has the look. The spy look! The pose! She must mimic, nodding her head as he speaks. It makes perfect sense somehow. Spoken like a true spy who would totally never ever lie to her ever. "So we're looking for a super duper legendary Pokemon? Gotcha." Zapdos here they come.

@HaileStormx - description is all the information we have because it may be completely unfamiliar to the observer and they had no other way to describe it easily." Osric rationalising his own loosely formed spy-story hook in real time!

@HaileStormx "Perhaps," Osric would murmur, putting a hand to his chin in the classic Spy Thinking Pose, "Though, the vague description itself could mean something. Think, if it was a Pokemon common to this area, then it would simply describe them as their species. The vague -

@HaileStormx "I... only received a vague description of it," Osric spoke as he wracked his brains for any kind of plausible, yet vague, description he might be able to give for a Pokemon causing trouble in this city. "It is apparently... large, and aggressive, and... yellow."

@Ultra_Trainer When the spy did stuff like that, he was almost cute. Almost. Tapping a finger to her lips in thought, Haile went over the situation in her brain. Could he be telling her stories to get her off his back? She needed more information. "What Pokemon are you looking for?"

@HaileStormx - pursuing a strange, rogue Pokemon on the loose that was causing trouble." Entirely possible, right? Haile couldn't prove he Wasn't doing that!

@HaileStormx Osric went comically cross-eyed for a second after the forehead-flick, before he'd blink back to normal and resume his small, evil smile. "Well, if you are that determined..." Now he was in trouble, Osric needed to come up with something plausible on the spot... "I was... -

@HaileStormx "I am sure you do," again, with the sarcasm that dripped evil from every syllable. He could not help it. "Are you sure? You know that the penalty for spreading the secret of my work around would be severe indeed. No snacks, for two months." Gasp! The Horror...

@Ultra_Trainer Cue the playful salute. "Thank you for noticing my efforts! I try very hard." ...she does not. Maybe she could offer him self-defence lessons-- Sparkle sparkle. "I can keep a secret! Tell me tell me!"

@HaileStormx "...Thank you for your efforts in hopefully not planning to hurt my physical person in the future," he commented dryly, noting the hint of sarcastic reluctance. Maybe he needed self-defence lessons. "...Maybe, if you can prove to me that you can keep a secret, Haile."

@Ultra_Trainer Of course she would plan such things. He was her friend, therefore he was obligated to invite her on all adventures and share all snacks. She was a princess, after all. Hair flick. "Fiiiiine. I won't attack you." Pout. "But I wanna know~ please tell me? Pleeeeease?"

@HaileStormx - than most people could muster in that situation. At this point he sort of knew what he was getting into, being a Haile pal. "But it is secret work, which means it is confidential, and I cannot tell you."

@HaileStormx ...Osric felt a shudder travel through his spin as Haile nonchalantly just admitted she was planning to have him attacked? For doing things without her? "Please do not physically assault me while I am doing things..." Osric would ask Haile with way more politeness -

@HaileStormx "...Why did you not say anything?" Osric would ask, since she'd been watching him go back and forth. Was this sad Osric!? Hurt Osric!? Or just, disappointed Osric!? It was really hard to tell because his voice and expressions were always so evil just by default!

@Ultra_Trainer - Yes. Indeed she was watching. She noticed him from her balcony and has been watching since. "Can I join in? Let me help toooo!"

@HaileStormx - Haile's apartment. Usually he had a Ralts to guide him but not this time, and this city was undergoing so many changes recently that he got confused. 'Urban Redevelopment Plan' indeed. "...You were watching me?" he would suddenly realise.

@HaileStormx Osric was used to the happy snack dance, though he still found it adorable. Her love of snacks was as large as the gaps it left in his fridge and cupboard at home. "I... was performing a secret task," Osric would say, not willing to admit he had gotten lost trying to find -

@HaileStormx Osric 100% knew that this girl was the culprit, even if there was nobody around and his snacks mysteriously disappeared his first guess would be Haile. Her presence demanded snackrifice. "Aside from detective work, what have you been up to Haile?"

@Ultra_Trainer He knew nothing~ Unless he did. But Haile will deny his knowledge of her donut shenanigans. "I will accept this evidence and use it as fuel to keep me seeing through this search!" She will take the donut and happily nom on it. Happy Haile noises.

@HaileStormx "I am sure," Osric replied sarcastically, a slight eyebrow raise. He caught the lick, he knew the culprit already. "I think the culprit is fairly close by," Osric commented, before moving the doughnut closer to her face, "Here, you can have the rest Haile."

@Ultra_Trainer Hey, she was gentle! ... Kinda. "Weird, I thought I saw something," she happy grumbled, licking the sugary evidence from her lips. Oh no. There was the accusing stare. "A crime has been committed! We must find who did this and bring them to justice!"

@HaileStormx - Razz Berry one, and the sugar was plentiful on the soft outer layer of the doughnut. "..." Osric would just accusingly stare at the Haile.

@HaileStormx "What is what?" Osric was not initially going to look but he was almost neck-snapped by Haile in her effort to make him turn. "There is nothing there, Haile," he'd surmise and turn back... to see a suspicious chunk taken out of the doughnut. The filling was a tasty -

@HaileStormx "Is it working?" Osric would ask, that oh so /evil/ smile returning to his face, even though Haile... probably knew he was anything but. He'd take out one, a fresh, warm doughnut sugar coated, and with Berry filling! It was a powerful bribe...

@Ultra_Trainer Wait a minute... Sniff sniff Are those... "You brought snacks? Are you trying to bribe me away from Daddy Kabal?!" A hand over her heart, comical river tears flowing down her cheeks. "How could you..."