Unction Function

:¨ ·.· ¨: ﹒﹒Unction function members as f1 `· . drivers 🥥 — a thread

its gonna be lando norris with that Miami win

40 minutes and a strap and i swear one of us is getting pregnant and it's not going to be me

looking for a baby daddy for my dearest friend! Obligatory: Being rich to mantain the unction function Optional: Love

uncnation baby shower comment to RSVP

WHO TF

uncs i think im pregnant

@jakeastri what about me

i have been watching edits of men and going “omg chopped king” instead of “he’s so fine”

@horizmoon uncs are up to something

IM CRYING

@oscc4t @lando_exe its me

@lando_exe who is that 😭

Going into random oomf comment section and seeing @UnctionFunk is genuinely my new favorite interaction 😭

@lando_exe feeling called out

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air

*eats him*

@oscshark me

@UnctionFunk WHO SI DYING??

Uncs funeral plans?

RATATOUILLE!!!!!!

@daisymeracing 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@UnctionFunk unc? did you have a stroke

That angle mhmmnhjmmn

Jail for tax fraud, imagine being a millionaire 🙄

He can sit on me

@oscc4t Yes!!

do u guys think im funny be honest