Adolis Garcia FC

@mccain_fc 🫡

@ViperSchaefer Welcome.

@mccain_fc after some shit like this it had to be done. Phillies never fail to disappoint. He better not be doing that shit when painter is on the mound tomorrow. Stay locked brother🤜🏻🤛🏼#adolisgarcia #johanrohas

@officalanvil Left that bitch weeks ago. Been banging hoes on my free time now. #lifesgood

@ViperSchaefer I fucked your gf

My college gym is literally just girls showing their ass idk if it pisses me off or makes me hard #openingday

@hammerdownHamm 🎂🫡

@officalanvil 🧈🍑

Ex wife posted a pic of her hugging the bouncer #whatdatmean

@officalanvil That’s a sharpie. so they say…

She could’ve at least picked a Touse Frat #Thetachi

@hammerdownHamm Happens

Just got raped by the local gas station #ouch

6 years ago today was the start of it all🦠

@officalanvil Fucking love snow

Grow up squid #shrink

@officalanvil ❄️🏂

@mccain_fc What u shooting?

Beautiful weather for some golf! #rawdog

Weather is immaculate today☀️

@GRiskitall @AdamSchefter He’s staying🦅

Holy shit the NFL news is flowing left and right, right now. Hoping I don’t see any fucking AJ Brown trade pop up on my timeline @AdamSchefter bring me some joy please

Hit the bong for me🍃 Thinking about you twin🫂 Now and always🤌 Sincerely, viper🐍 @officalanvil

@mccain_fc Oh how I missed you.

#NewProfilePic Johan is in dire need of our support and with Jared now gone from Philly and prospering I felt like this was the right decision. Still will be supporting JM3 from afar.

@hammerdownHamm Not cool.

Just tryna watch acc basketball, and we got women’s history month ad pop up every 5 mins #shrink

@officalanvil When we thrive best🤝

Jerked it before class, got a 65% on my exam, my ex is still a slut, spending spring break in New Jersey #israel

@officalanvil So hard to ask a friend for McDonalds and mukbangs. #coldworld

@ViperSchaefer You asking me for a ride you squid be a man and drive yourself

Walking back to my apartment after taking down 18 beers on a Monday and even my camera is drunk. Holy shit I can’t see straight @hammerdownHamm dude you might need to scoop